.:HSTuners::

JDMFantasy2k · 09-30-2004, 11:12 PM

Something that just occured to me...

is it just me or do people who drive large displacement cars compensate for small penises? It just seems that a majority of people who drive large displacement domestics feel the need to shit all over import tuners. It usually doensnt get to me much, but i was lookin at this one guy's 99 civic si. Had amazing ammounts of work done ( stylish custom interior, greddy turbo kit, and other tasteful mods). On one of his pages he lists some races he'd been in, admitting his losses as well. One race he said he beat a mustang GT (which isn't too hard to believe) and said it wasn't anything special, and one redneck ass posts all this bullshit.

"you think a gt isn't anything special, my 99 stang has 5xx rwhp, blah blah." good for you now do yourself a favor and wrap it around a tree. I mean seriously, it's obvious this kid (who's trying to pay for college as well) put a lot of time and money into a really hott car, and the guy that was bashin him was most likely 39, going bald, and had to take out a 7 year loan for the ammount of work he's done. I mean this guy gets all pissy cause this kid beat a mustang (mind you, tuning, and driver skill) it just gets to me. At least there's a few level headded domestic owners out there, like steve. wow one. lol

Fatal070 · 09-30-2004, 11:38 PM

Wow... i know what you mean man , you just can't let that junk get to you... but it can get annoying so I definitly with you.

*pdiggitydogg* · 09-30-2004, 11:56 PM

Ive often thought that

so if that holds true.....we all have massive dongs

mylittlecivic · 10-01-2004, 12:03 AM

is it true?

*pdiggitydogg* · 10-01-2004, 12:13 AM

well of course! it must be

GT40FIED · 10-01-2004, 01:00 AM

Man...there are a ton of domestic guys like that. They see a decently tuned import and go into dipshit mode. But then again, I've gotten the same thing from import guys. I could even use a few sources from this site (from people who were just here to start shit and then left). It's true that mod for mod a smaller motor won't hold up to a bigger motor...that's just physics...but that doesn't mean people should become asshats when they see someone doing well with another car/motor. You'll also see a bunch of jackasses who'll shoehorn a big block into their car just to say they've got a big block without realizing it completely ruined anything but straight line potential. I hate those guys.

*KwikR6* · 10-01-2004, 01:24 AM

JDM there are as many dick heads with imports as there are dickheads with big blocks. They go hand in hand...

CD5Passion · 10-01-2004, 02:04 AM

anybody remember that "Mechanic" guy? yeah he was fun
but yeah I know a dude with a shittyass 91 teggy, he was so proud of it being fast and shit, braggin to everyone and just shitting on everyone about how fast his car was......long story short, he swapped in a manual tranny (because he blew his first tranny when he sprayed off the line in a street race) and still cant drive good, car puts out 160hp and ran 17s in the quarter mile after 7k in mods (new engine, skunk2 intake manifold, iceman intake, skunk2 catback). I think i about died when his exgirl told me what his car ran oh but best yet, he was proud of his time
not to mention it was a damn ricey looking teg, messed up aggressor kit, and wing, big vinyl banners, but he did have nice rims I must say.

import guys are just as bad....

IALuder · 10-01-2004, 05:12 AM

i thought it was funny when MidWest Stangs came to the races ad eddieville and was talking shit about this hatchback civic that was beating practiaclly everyone. so one of the stang owners who oned a 88 fastback challenged him lost. then the guy in the fast wantedto see under the hood. civic guy being coo poped the hood to reviel he was running a 5.0 motor. hahaha

JDMFantasy2k · 10-01-2004, 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Man...there are a ton of domestic guys like that. They see a decently tuned import and go into dipshit mode. But then again, I've gotten the same thing from import guys. I could even use a few sources from this site (from people who were just here to start shit and then left). It's true that mod for mod a smaller motor won't hold up to a bigger motor...that's just physics...but that doesn't mean people should become asshats when they see someone doing well with another car/motor. You'll also see a bunch of jackasses who'll shoehorn a big block into their car just to say they've got a big block without realizing it completely ruined anything but straight line potential. I hate those guys.

so true, guess i forgot about that. But then again when you get the ricer kids talkin shit, they always get shut up :o

people just need to realize how much work people put into things an be supportive

ebpda9 · 10-01-2004, 08:11 AM

my hondas better than yours

:o

guywithastang · 10-01-2004, 10:06 PM

my mustang would stomp a mud hole in your ghey honda.

p.s. Vtech

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-01-2004, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Black Del Sol
JDM there are as many dick heads with imports as there are dickheads with big blocks. They go hand in hand...

Exactly. Car stereotypes (either way) are just stupid.

09-30-2004, 11:12 PM	#1
JDMFantasy2k Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeastern connecticut Age: 37 Posts: 1,765	displacement=penis compensation Something that just occured to me... is it just me or do people who drive large displacement cars compensate for small penises? It just seems that a majority of people who drive large displacement domestics feel the need to shit all over import tuners. It usually doensnt get to me much, but i was lookin at this one guy's 99 civic si. Had amazing ammounts of work done ( stylish custom interior, greddy turbo kit, and other tasteful mods). On one of his pages he lists some races he'd been in, admitting his losses as well. One race he said he beat a mustang GT (which isn't too hard to believe) and said it wasn't anything special, and one redneck ass posts all this bullshit. "you think a gt isn't anything special, my 99 stang has 5xx rwhp, blah blah." good for you now do yourself a favor and wrap it around a tree. I mean seriously, it's obvious this kid (who's trying to pay for college as well) put a lot of time and money into a really hott car, and the guy that was bashin him was most likely 39, going bald, and had to take out a 7 year loan for the ammount of work he's done. I mean this guy gets all pissy cause this kid beat a mustang (mind you, tuning, and driver skill) it just gets to me. At least there's a few level headded domestic owners out there, like steve. wow one. lol __________________

09-30-2004, 11:38 PM	#2
Fatal070 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New Castle , Pa Age: 40 Posts: 1,299	Wow... i know what you mean man , you just can't let that junk get to you... but it can get annoying so I definitly with you. __________________

10-01-2004, 01:00 AM	#6
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Man...there are a ton of domestic guys like that. They see a decently tuned import and go into dipshit mode. But then again, I've gotten the same thing from import guys. I could even use a few sources from this site (from people who were just here to start shit and then left). It's true that mod for mod a smaller motor won't hold up to a bigger motor...that's just physics...but that doesn't mean people should become asshats when they see someone doing well with another car/motor. You'll also see a bunch of jackasses who'll shoehorn a big block into their car just to say they've got a big block without realizing it completely ruined anything but straight line potential. I hate those guys. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

10-01-2004, 01:24 AM	#7
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	JDM there are as many dick heads with imports as there are dickheads with big blocks. They go hand in hand... __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

10-01-2004, 02:04 AM	#8
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	anybody remember that "Mechanic" guy? yeah he was fun but yeah I know a dude with a shittyass 91 teggy, he was so proud of it being fast and shit, braggin to everyone and just shitting on everyone about how fast his car was......long story short, he swapped in a manual tranny (because he blew his first tranny when he sprayed off the line in a street race) and still cant drive good, car puts out 160hp and ran 17s in the quarter mile after 7k in mods (new engine, skunk2 intake manifold, iceman intake, skunk2 catback). I think i about died when his exgirl told me what his car ran oh but best yet, he was proud of his time not to mention it was a damn ricey looking teg, messed up aggressor kit, and wing, big vinyl banners, but he did have nice rims I must say. import guys are just as bad.... __________________

09-30-2004, 11:56 PM	#3
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	Ive often thought that so if that holds true.....we all have massive dongs

10-01-2004, 12:13 AM	#5
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	well of course! it must be

10-01-2004, 05:12 AM	#9
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	i thought it was funny when MidWest Stangs came to the races ad eddieville and was talking shit about this hatchback civic that was beating practiaclly everyone. so one of the stang owners who oned a 88 fastback challenged him lost. then the guy in the fast wantedto see under the hood. civic guy being coo poped the hood to reviel he was running a 5.0 motor. hahaha __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

10-01-2004, 08:11 AM	#11
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	my hondas better than yours :o __________________

10-01-2004, 10:06 PM	#12
guywithastang Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: some corn field in Iowa Age: 43 Posts: 337	my mustang would stomp a mud hole in your ghey honda. p.s. Vtech __________________ thats not bad, for a honda You say VTEC, I say V-8

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