.:HSTuners::

Grip72 · 06-21-2006, 10:36 PM

has it been since you've got laid?

JDMFantasy2k · 06-21-2006, 11:06 PM

24 hrs about

ebpda9 · 06-21-2006, 11:20 PM

forever. it's been so long i think i got my virginity back

GT40FIED · 06-21-2006, 11:21 PM

I'm with the foreign kid. Too fucking long.

Grip72 · 06-21-2006, 11:51 PM

sigh.its only pushing 2 months..but damnnnnnnnnnn

thermal · 06-22-2006, 12:33 AM

A few months......

Violent Apathy · 06-22-2006, 03:49 AM

A couple weeks, since I got back to Iraq. So it'll be till like January at least till I can get some again.

*KwikR6* · 06-22-2006, 02:24 PM

This weekend will be the end of my down streak. I'm a groomsman in a Wedding this weekend, and I have a 'friend' coming with me as my escort

Mischief · 06-22-2006, 02:55 PM

i have till probably the end of july that I'm not going to get any.. damn surgeries.

Racing Rice · 06-23-2006, 10:49 AM

About a day and a half.

*pdiggitydogg* · 06-23-2006, 02:01 PM

just about 5 years...pretty much revirginized

JDMFantasy2k · 06-23-2006, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pdiggitydogg

just about 5 years...pretty much revirginized

holy shit

my longest downtime was about 7 months, usually happens in winter when chicks are prude

AkimboStylee · 06-23-2006, 02:45 PM

well its been three months only cause the Gf is pregnant, and she was scared too, but on Monday things will change( my 21st b-day, and she said she has cliche style gift)

*pdiggitydogg* · 06-23-2006, 04:50 PM

I remember it being a real pain in the ass for the first year... But, since then, its more of a "agh whatever" kind of thing....I guess...

Robert · 06-23-2006, 06:41 PM

8 hours....

IALuder · 06-23-2006, 07:47 PM

well i beat off about 30 seconds ago does that count?

i got laid a few months ago.

HondaImpaler · 06-23-2006, 10:30 PM

couple weeks or so

Grip72 · 06-24-2006, 01:31 AM

hahahha

preggos are so gross

GT40FIED · 06-24-2006, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkimboStylee

well its been three months only cause the Gf is pregnant, and she was scared too, but on Monday things will change( my 21st b-day, and she said she has cliche style gift)

Holy crap man...is the this the same chick or did you knock another one up?

AkimboStylee · 06-24-2006, 12:32 PM

same chick, we worked things (i mean i worked shit out with her dad (i found a place on the internet that can get him car parts for cheap, dumbass never knew that you could NEW car parts on ebay, and I installed them(IHE for a BMW 3 series) and so hes giving us the keys to his condo in south shore for whenever we need it, and i am also his favorite soon-to-be-son-in-law, because I worked for every fucking thing he has, which is fucking great because he likes me more than his own fucking goldigging son, its great, im the son he should have had(which would screw the situation up right now, especially with her being pregnant, oh and its a girl(the baby, just so there no confusion, and due on august 16th)))

Theres nothing wrong with having sex with a pregnant girl, it actually helps her more than people think, with the baby right there it actually helps her relax, and relieve pressure and stress. but i guess each in is own right?

Grip72 · 06-24-2006, 03:11 PM

oh god, i don't think i could do it

AkimboStylee · 06-24-2006, 03:25 PM

you just have to be a little cautious not to hurt her or the baby.

Grip72 · 06-25-2006, 12:19 AM

i would be SOOO MAD if my parents told me that they had sex when my mother was pregnant....

Mischief · 06-25-2006, 03:57 AM

i'm sure everyone's parents have had sex while they were pregnant.. alot of women won't notice they're pregnant till at the earliest a month and a half in.. unless they only have sex every two months

Grip72 · 06-25-2006, 12:24 PM

sillly dancing panda bear

*KwikR6* · 06-26-2006, 12:56 AM

3 hours.

Mischief · 06-26-2006, 01:34 AM

i hate you

*Addict* · 06-26-2006, 11:07 AM

Hell if I know. I'm married.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkimboStylee

Theres nothing wrong with having sex with a pregnant girl, it actually helps her more than people think, with the baby right there it actually helps her relax, and relieve pressure and stress. but i guess each in is own right?

You're right. One of the wifey's friends is pregnant and the doc says it does help. The act and the ...um... ending. Something about the semen helps. (seriously)
I told the wifey I'd help her friend out if need be (she's single). For some reason she didn't find that amusing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AkimboStylee

you just have to be a little cautious not to hurt her or the baby.

The wife's parents always poke fun about that with her brother. Always asking if that dent on his head ever went away. Funny shit. There's no comeback for that.

Robert · 06-27-2006, 08:27 AM

20 minutes

06-21-2006, 10:36 PM	#1
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	sigh..so how long has it been since you've got laid?

06-21-2006, 11:06 PM	#2
JDMFantasy2k Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: northeastern connecticut Age: 37 Posts: 1,765	24 hrs about __________________

06-21-2006, 11:20 PM	#3
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	forever. it's been so long i think i got my virginity back __________________

06-21-2006, 11:21 PM	#4
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	I'm with the foreign kid. Too fucking long. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

06-22-2006, 12:33 AM	#6
thermal Banning Machine Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: My Garage, Va. Posts: 5,547	A few months...... __________________ Project Teg Visit the Turbo Forum

06-21-2006, 11:51 PM	#5
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	sigh.its only pushing 2 months..but damnnnnnnnnnn

06-22-2006, 03:49 AM	#7
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 40 Posts: 1,255	A couple weeks, since I got back to Iraq. So it'll be till like January at least till I can get some again. __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

06-22-2006, 02:24 PM	#8
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	This weekend will be the end of my down streak. I'm a groomsman in a Wedding this weekend, and I have a 'friend' coming with me as my escort __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

06-23-2006, 10:49 AM	#10
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	About a day and a half. __________________ Racing Rice

06-23-2006, 02:01 PM	#11
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	just about 5 years...pretty much revirginized

06-23-2006, 02:45 PM	#13
AkimboStylee Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Bay which holds no water, Palm Bay, Fl Age: 39 Posts: 1,688	well its been three months only cause the Gf is pregnant, and she was scared too, but on Monday things will change( my 21st b-day, and she said she has cliche style gift) __________________ A very good quote : " I have many vices in my life, and those keep me from perfection, and not being perfect makes me a human being with morals" -Anonymous

06-23-2006, 04:50 PM	#14
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	I remember it being a real pain in the ass for the first year... But, since then, its more of a "agh whatever" kind of thing....I guess...

06-23-2006, 06:41 PM	#15
Robert R-Tard Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 612	8 hours....

06-23-2006, 07:47 PM	#16
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	well i beat off about 30 seconds ago does that count? i got laid a few months ago. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

06-23-2006, 10:30 PM	#17
HondaImpaler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 235	couple weeks or so __________________ Gestating with all the other rats Nurse said that my skin will need a graft I am of pock-marked shapes The vermin you need to loathe

06-24-2006, 01:31 AM	#18
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	hahahha preggos are so gross

06-24-2006, 12:32 PM	#20
AkimboStylee Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Bay which holds no water, Palm Bay, Fl Age: 39 Posts: 1,688	same chick, we worked things (i mean i worked shit out with her dad (i found a place on the internet that can get him car parts for cheap, dumbass never knew that you could NEW car parts on ebay, and I installed them(IHE for a BMW 3 series) and so hes giving us the keys to his condo in south shore for whenever we need it, and i am also his favorite soon-to-be-son-in-law, because I worked for every fucking thing he has, which is fucking great because he likes me more than his own fucking goldigging son, its great, im the son he should have had(which would screw the situation up right now, especially with her being pregnant, oh and its a girl(the baby, just so there no confusion, and due on august 16th))) Theres nothing wrong with having sex with a pregnant girl, it actually helps her more than people think, with the baby right there it actually helps her relax, and relieve pressure and stress. but i guess each in is own right? __________________ A very good quote : " I have many vices in my life, and those keep me from perfection, and not being perfect makes me a human being with morals" -Anonymous

06-24-2006, 03:11 PM	#21
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	oh god, i don't think i could do it

06-24-2006, 03:25 PM	#22
AkimboStylee Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Bay which holds no water, Palm Bay, Fl Age: 39 Posts: 1,688	you just have to be a little cautious not to hurt her or the baby. __________________ A very good quote : " I have many vices in my life, and those keep me from perfection, and not being perfect makes me a human being with morals" -Anonymous

06-25-2006, 12:19 AM	#23
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	i would be SOOO MAD if my parents told me that they had sex when my mother was pregnant....

06-25-2006, 12:24 PM	#25
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	sillly dancing panda bear

06-26-2006, 12:56 AM	#26
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	3 hours. __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

06-27-2006, 08:27 AM	#29
Robert R-Tard Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 612	20 minutes

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