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07-31-2006, 10:35 PM | #1 |
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My bananna's green
Seriously. I bought green bananna's today from the grocery store. They taste funny. Am i going to die?
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no, they just aren't ripe yet
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give em a few days
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Derek...how do you live to be as old as you are and not know that green bananas just aren't ripe yet? Was it all crunchy, too? Unripe bananas are just gross.
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You won't die but you'll get a horrible taste in your mouth.
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That's the best part about bananas.. They are one of those foods that never really go bad. Yes, if they are unripe or to ripe they taste like shit but they won't harm you.
Just FYI, Bananas rippen faster in the heat. If you want to keep them more solid for longer put them in the fridge once they are ripe. They will still turn brown, but they will not get soft and mushy and still taste fine.
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Holy crap do they taste like shit and leave this odd film in my mouth. So that's how a chick feels?
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To make them ripen faster put them in a paper bag with an apple and roll the top of the bag shut.
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what kind of hippie stuff is that? we always just hung them and left em out in the kicken hanging and they turn in a day or 2..
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haha this is one hell of a thread |
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lol, i hate bananas period. regardless of what color.
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Okay their turning normal color now. And they are starting to taste better.
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Thats when they're best, not quite yellow and a touch of green
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BOO BANANAS....
this kinda reminded me of the dancing banana singing PBJ TIME!
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BIG DANCING BANANNA! Wren has the best post in this thread. haha
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peanut butter jelly time!
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No way dude. Peanut butter and bananna's. Get it straight haha
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Peanut butter and dill pickles is better.
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Are you pregnant?
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lol, dill pickles......must be pregnant. way to go racing rice.
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mmm relish and cheez whiz..or relish and peanut butter
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lol, owned you avatar in the face......fuck bananas.
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If that's so then peanut butter and dill pickles suck your soul, cremate your body then spread the ashes over moldy bread and watch flies lay eggs on them.
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Wow. That's pretty good.
You know what's even better then that. When someone does your dishes for you. I fucking hate doing dishes.
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Bananas make Kelly smile..
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Dude this thread is reatrded as hell. How the hell did you not know green bananas are unripe? GT has teh right idea. How have you managed to live this long?
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Leave it to a Canadian to know nothing about the properties of a banana.
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lol, fuck canada and none knowledge of bananas
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On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yeild but on a banana its just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at?
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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said, "No... but I would like a regular banana later, so, yeah."
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I dunno guys. How I've made it this long. The dumb canadian strikes again For shits sakes my original post in this thread was a joke. I'm quite aware of bananna's being green then yellow. I was just making a redicilious thread to create some traffic and a laugh or two...which worked again.
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