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03-31-2004, 03:04 PM | #201 |
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I have to say, this thread has ended up being very informative.
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I gotta say...as sick as it may sound...saliva is by far the best lube.
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^ yes it is.... just didn't want to come out and say it though.
Yes white, there is a lot to learn from the opposite sex. If you can find the right person to talk to. Feel free to PM me if you hav any follow up thoughts or questions.
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And from this point on I will no longer click on this thread..
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LOL...liar. You know you like it.
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04-01-2004, 12:01 AM | #206 |
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Ok...SFKing...learning from my past mistakes...I will not ever have sex with a guy within a week. I have before and I think it basically leads to a bad start in a relationship, depending on the people in the relationship.
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04-01-2004, 04:12 AM | #207 |
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I disagree. Sex is only sex, and just because you're having sex with someone doesn't mean that you're in a relationship. Not that I'm a man whore or anything, these are just things i've learned. I look at things the way you do, but there is a lot that goes on out there that would suprise you. It's suprised the sh*t out of me.
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im a man whore. i been around a few blocks.
as for best lube i would say saliva is the best next to ky jelly. kool-aid-i did that too but the relationship was one of the longest i ever had. but it was purely sexual. thats only what we really did. were still friends with benefits. i got 4 of those and its better then being in a realtionship!
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Oh, yeah. Bumpy rides are a must! Seriously, yes, that can happen depending on the side of the "ball". The larger the ball/ring the more surface area it'll rub against. Do you remember the guage of it? I was actually cosidering going bigger sometime this summer......YEAH BABY!
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I think it was a 10 gauge but don't me on that.
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04-01-2004, 02:11 PM | #211 |
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Damn, no wonder she was "shaking". LoL! The lower the number the bigger the guage. I think mine's a 14 but I'll find out when I get upgraded.....hehehehe, lucky me!
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Depending on what I'm wearing if it rubs the right way or i'm already thinking about someone/something. It reallys works it she's on top and leaning forwards a little while you two are bumping uglies, basically rubbing on you against her and against it.......DAUMN!
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is what I just read considered porn/ Lol. It certainly gave me enough imagery.
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Close .. probably find that in one of those women's "romance novel's" |
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Nah, I just make up stuff as I go along........your imagination is what it's all about hun!
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Hehehehee, he said..... "showered"..........
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(insert nod and smile emoticon here)
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i need to get laid. and black wolf you should make some pornos. i bet they be pretty damn good. as long as its not soft core shit.
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Sex too soon in a relationship can be very bad. Of course there's sex, and there's makin love. There is a difference. But after a week....well that's just sex. And it can have negative effects on the makin love part of things. I truly believe there is a difference. To most guys I think it's just sex.....but there IS a difference, and making love to a girl you love and who loves you.....well it's just a whole world different and better than sex. But starting on the wrong foot can have bad consequences. It's not a gurantee, by any means, but a bigger possibility than waiting for the true feelings to shine. Lust combined with love is great, lust alone can still be unfulfilling.....
As for piercings of the ladies.....I think the idea is sexy and at the same time intimidating. I dunno, maybe I'm just weird like that. I want her to have the maximum pleasure possible, definitely, but it can still be intimidating if I don't really know her......weird probably, I know..... b |
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Or you could just have raw uninhibited animal XXX sex..
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04-01-2004, 10:40 PM | #223 |
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Well...Blackwolf...if you're ever at the gym, try riding the bike...the high seated one...you'll be able to get full-on contact with your ring...then you'll be able to burn calories in two ways...orgasm and a workout...he he he.
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Ok so I never check these parts of HS.
But I am bored and decided to As for the masturbation thing...Ever since I have been single. Way to much. I am always horney. I've done it 2 times today and managed to work 10 of those hours and sleep 8 hahaha Sex rules. I love it. I love foreplay. I love kissing, and going down on a chick. I love getting head. I love it all. I need to get laid. No sex makes Derek go stupid!
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I can't even remeber the last time i masterbated. It's lost all it's joy, and that's pretty amazing coming from a guy if you ask me.
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AAwwww....what happened??
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I do agree that it has lost most of its fun. It is now almost a maintenance activity rather than anything else... :o
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Agreed but that's where the creativity begins. One bonus is that if you do it just before going to the club, you have this kinda dreamy "just got off" lazy little smile/look on your face that guys just love. One time I did it in the car just outside the club, licked my fingers and then went into the club. Funny thing is that I got alot of drinks bought for me that night by just saying "hi" to the guys sitting at the bar when I went to go get a drink for myself...hhmmm.... Musta been that breath mint......LoL!
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^^ that's great.
Highlndr: I'm even over doing it as maintenence activity. there is just no point anymore. K-A: Think I've lost my faith.
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masterbating can be very overrated. its just something guys have to do. gurls i dont know if thats the case.
shaggin you need to get laid. dont you got a friend that you have some benefits with? black it sure was the breathe mint. i would have bought you drinks all damn night!!!
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Ok I swear that's just straight outta some porn magazine! Maybe you should consider a career in writing? ;-) You may not even need to make anything up.....haha. b |
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^lol. she could write her own book. then a make prono based of it.
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You know what...for me...it's not a serious thing...maybe because Im in the middle of Iraq...but when i was home I could say that it was sort of a maintenance thing. Especially if I was at work...I would be on my computer...then my kitty kat would get "the urge" ...I would be quick to hit the bathrooms and handle it...come back CHEEEZZZIINNNN....ha ha ha
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^nice. i just do it were im at. i have no need to go the bathroom.
maybe thats why i need a new keyboard and mouse. my screen seems to be covered by something blurring my images.
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Eeeeeeewwwwwww!
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what i also go threw three of those a year. i got three socks a month. i mean i beat off so much im the pocket pool champion 7 yrs running.
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your mad im better then you and your not the champ at pocket pool.
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Mad? Disgusted?
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lol. what i dont actually go threw three keyboards mouse or screens. but i do go threw a pack of socks a month!
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