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03-30-2004, 12:58 AM | #161 |
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What do you mean a hummer?? I don't know if I can do that...Im sorry...I guess I'll just have to wait a while longer to do so...what's with Congo Bongo?? I think he's intentionally acting funny for some reason...
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03-30-2004, 01:01 AM | #162 |
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Hummer = blowjob
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03-30-2004, 01:08 AM | #163 |
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Thanks!!!! I can always count on you to broaden my vocabulary!!!! (Brown Nosing!!!)
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It truely amazes me (I don't know why but it does) how many people don't know what a Hummer refers to. I don't have sex, and I surely don't give head....(no guy/bf=no head) but shit...I still know what one is.
I remember in one of the episodes of the Newlyweds, Nick asked Jessica for one and she had no clue. She thought he was referring to the vehicle. Guess Cosmo does give me an education.
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03-30-2004, 01:22 AM | #165 |
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I know what a blowjob is...but I don't know some of the terms or other names used for saying blowjobs...I guess I don't read cosmo as much as you do...
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03-30-2004, 01:27 AM | #166 |
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Hummer...Cleveland steamer...it's allllll good.
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03-30-2004, 01:35 AM | #167 |
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I bet it is...
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I've found that girls aren't all up on terminology. Let's play the sexual slang game... Is someone were to ask you how the grass is cut on the playing field would you answer Landing Strip or Bald Eagle...?
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03-30-2004, 04:30 AM | #169 |
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I would answer..."wouldn't you like to know"....ha ha ha.
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03-30-2004, 05:12 AM | #170 |
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But most guys would like to know
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03-30-2004, 06:10 AM | #171 |
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Naturally...
Do guys like top shave their playing fields as well?? |
03-30-2004, 09:02 AM | #172 |
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Bald Eagle!
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i have only shaved my regin once. i will never do that agian. it itched like crazy when it came back in.
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03-30-2004, 02:10 PM | #174 |
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^^ that only happens for the first few times, by then your skin gets used it.
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Yea.. if you shave it often it goes away.. I will never go unshaved again.. feelt better, looks better.. it better |
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03-30-2004, 02:31 PM | #176 |
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Fudge packer
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03-30-2004, 02:43 PM | #177 |
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Jealous.
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03-30-2004, 02:45 PM | #178 |
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^ don't know about the shaving part. Not really some place that i'd like a razor to be. I keep mine trimmed short. Nothing like pubs in your teeth and thats why i ask the same our of the ladies. Just trim it or shave it, don't want to have to tame the wild amazon jungle just to eat ya out..
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03-30-2004, 03:31 PM | #181 |
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I was just teasing him by saying he was jealous 'cause he didn't want to shave.
I'm not jealous 'cause I wax it 'till it shines.....
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Ohh.. k.. you wax EVERYTHING off?
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Yep, clean as a whistle.
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That's awesome.. most girls always leave a little patch.. I dunno why but I love it smooth. |
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I don't like anything in the way. Literally. The sensations are incredible. There are times when I can even feel my ring move.
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She's got a hood ring. Seriously Blackwolf...I don't understand how women can get those and not just become puddles, so to speak. If I had something constantly rubbing against the most sensitive part of my body I'd have to change my boxers like 10 times a day. A friend of mine upsized hers and we drove around in the Mustang (which has a big of a lope to the idle) and although she won't say so I could've sworn she made that "I'm cumming" face at least once.
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^damn. lol. i trim mine. my ex used to make odd shapes. she also was a strange human thing. i dont have any peircing and i will never have one either. i dont see the point of it.
but would a click ring get in the way of pleasure? becuase is would scratch the the guys dong.
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I think you mean CLIT ring...dunno what a "click ring" is and no it doesn't get in the way at all. It's up on the clitoral hood so it's a little north of where your wang goes. Plus it'll rub back and forth across the clitoris enhancing her pleasure.
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03-30-2004, 11:30 PM | #190 |
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Ok....on the cum thing, I'fe heard citrus and pasta are the preferred diets of champs. Personally, I think it's just totally sexy if a girl wants to swallow my juices.....but it's ok if she doesn't, but I dunno, there's just something about it. Maybe it's a fetish....I dunno.
As for tasting my own, I can say I haven't. But I have gone down on girls after having "done my business" so to speak, and have no problems with that either. My take is.....if she's willing to do it, why shouldn't I be willing to do so? I'm all about equality. I don't like the idea of taking in my own little seafarers, but she doesn't have a problem with licking things that have just been in her netherregions.....so all things being equal, it's only fair that I give her the same respect. And, quite frnakly, who cares......it's just a big social issue that guys are so against their own cum. It's a maturity thing that, unfortunately, probably most guys never grow out of..... I had a friend with a hood ring, she couldn't walk across the parking lot without cumming.....she had it for about a week and took it out. She became dysfunctional with it. Haha......that sounds awesome! b |
03-30-2004, 11:57 PM | #191 |
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Hmmm...i have thought about getting my hood pierced but I haven't ever picked up the nerve to do so...it would be something interesting...since I don't even have any piercings anyway...
But I like bikini waxes...never had it all off before. I had my ex shave it off for me...it was kinda sweet seeing a guy take care of me...ha ha ha |
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^nice. i would never let a chick try to shave wak or trim my region. i have a habit at saying the wrong at a wrong moment you know what i mean. and GT40 thats for correcting me. i had to read my post agian to see i type "click" lol im dumb. have you uys ever had a chick with her togune perice and suck your cock. man dude the metal ball feels so funny. but they make some that feel just perfect and make me cum sooner then expected.
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03-31-2004, 12:39 AM | #193 |
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What about when guys have their tongues pierced? I heard that feels good when they eat girls out with that...
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Yeah, I've talked to a number of girls who love the guy's tongue to be pierced...... As for piercing yourself, from the girls I've talked to it's kinda one of those unsure things. It may be the best thing you ever did, it may not give you much, or it may make you useless in the sense of not walking across the parking lot without cumming...... Haven't had a girl with a pierced tongue. But I've known some guys who swear by it..... b |
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03-31-2004, 01:24 AM | #195 |
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Well I guess it's always something to try...he he he
I don't know any guys with their tongue pierced... |
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i dont got mine peirced nor will i ever.
so ladies what excatly will you give a guy on the first week of dating? the farthest me and chick went in a week was sex. only 2ice. in one day.
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Uh yeah, girl with tongue ring? Good
My tongue is pierced and the ladies definitely seem to love that too |
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I've had two g/f's with pierced tongues. I don't think it makes a difference, couldn't really feel it maybe.
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03-31-2004, 03:21 PM | #199 |
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If she uses it right you'll never feel it or just barely feel it. It's a matter of preference. If you like a little friction then tongue rings PWN you. Example...you like a chick to use a little teeth (in a good way). If you like it just straight hummer style then a tongue ring probably won't do much for you.
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yeah, i like it straight. Don't like teeth at all. Lips, lube, hand = good bj. It's all about the way you move your hand up and down, little twisting motion helps too. But you need to have enough lube to pull that off correctly.
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