.:HSTuners::

dogyamissedit · 04-07-2005, 10:37 PM

yeah darin like you have never used a sock when you came home tired (or otherwise impaired) and just needed to rub one off and it was dark so you grabbed the first cloth thing you could find...

ebpda9 · 04-08-2005, 12:01 AM

looks like we found a mate for ben.

CD5Passion · 04-08-2005, 02:13 AM

^ lmao
no no John I can honestly say i take the extra few seconds to roll up some toilet paper

IALuder · 04-08-2005, 05:37 AM

at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock.

mavaaoife · 04-08-2005, 06:40 AM

socks.. hahahahaha

GT40FIED · 04-08-2005, 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock.

I will swear on anything that I have never once even considered using a sock...or any other kind of footwear.

IALuder · 04-08-2005, 06:18 PM

steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock.

GT40FIED · 04-08-2005, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock.

No. I'm old fashioned that way.

CD5Passion · 04-08-2005, 09:01 PM

I've used...my hand thats it

dogyamissedit · 04-08-2005, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
I will swear on anything that I have never once even considered using a sock...or any other kind of footwear.

the hell is wrong with footwear?

you know there are some people who live by the creedo

"as long as I get mine I don't care where it ends up, er....within reason of course"

GT40FIED · 04-08-2005, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dogyamissedit
the hell is wrong with footwear?

you know there are some people who live by the creedo

"as long as I get mine I don't care where it ends up, er....within reason of course"

I don't know...maybe all of the bacteria and fungal infections just lurking in your shoes/socks. Would you take a big whiff of your shoes and then proceed to fuck them? I sure wouldn't. Oh...I know...socks can be washed. Then again laundy detergent isn't exactly anti-bacterial.

Violent Apathy · 04-08-2005, 09:48 PM

Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o

GT40FIED · 04-08-2005, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o

Well...which get washed more often? You can wash your hands anytime. Generally the only time your feet get washed is in the shower.

Violent Apathy · 04-08-2005, 10:01 PM

Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often?

GT40FIED · 04-08-2005, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often?

I'd say your feet. Hell...they're encased in bacteria traps for the better part of the day. You don't wear gloves all day filled with nastiness, do you?

CD5Passion · 04-09-2005, 01:44 AM

^ dude like steve says your hands are far cleaner than your feet. tell me when you get off a long day at work which do you smell and say "whew...damn thats rank"..
i dont think I've ever smelled my hands and said that

Violent Apathy · 04-09-2005, 01:51 AM

Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o

CD5Passion · 04-09-2005, 02:16 AM

oh you are very much arguing prosock

GT40FIED · 04-09-2005, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o

Well, statistically you're probably right (realistically might be another story)...but damn man, who wants their wang in some sweaty ass sock? I know I don't. Besides...I don't like doing laundry so the more clean socks I have, the better.

dogyamissedit · 04-10-2005, 09:12 PM

for the record I'm not saying to use socks as like a normal practice but sometimes in a clinch you just kind of make do with what you have and sometimes all you have is a sock dammit

*pdiggitydogg* · 04-10-2005, 09:19 PM

116 pages and I find out we're STILL talking about socks?
Simply amazing

IALuder · 04-10-2005, 09:36 PM

lol haha, it is. but its not a good thing either.

mavaaoife · 04-10-2005, 11:39 PM

I bet ben could talk about socks for another 117 pages if he had to

IALuder · 04-11-2005, 04:15 AM

nah, im sure i could talk more then that.

MissJDM · 04-13-2005, 01:48 AM

We oughta have a talent show for you now.

IALuder · 04-13-2005, 05:57 AM

ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

GT40FIED · 04-13-2005, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

Either that or they didn't want outrageous fines from the FCC. One or the other.

dogyamissedit · 04-13-2005, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by IALuder
ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings.

yeah dean cain isn't used to "sock" ratings

ShEaNy · 04-13-2005, 01:15 PM

im going to buy some new socks tomorrow

MissJDM · 04-16-2005, 01:27 AM

You must've had a fun time with Ben. :o

mylittlecivic · 04-16-2005, 01:25 PM

dogyamissedit · 04-16-2005, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissJDM
You must've had a fun time with Ben. :o

nah he just has big plans for the weekend

GT40FIED · 04-21-2005, 05:37 PM

Ok...time for another actual question. Does anyone notice a change in their masturbatory habits as the seasons change? I've found that I'm more likely to treat my body like an amusement park during the winter and summer. I don't know why...I think it's a conspiracy.

CD5Passion · 04-21-2005, 07:22 PM

.....ummmmmmm nope i don't think that's ever affected how I "treat" my body lol

IALuder · 04-21-2005, 10:13 PM

me, it seems to be spring time.

dogyamissedit · 04-22-2005, 01:41 AM

I'm pretty consistent year round but occasionally during flu season my "patronage" will increase if I end up getting the flu and staying home a lot.

dogyamissedit · 04-22-2005, 01:51 AM

now here's a curveball for y'all

when going in unaided (no porn just imagination) I have never thought about a girl that I actually liked on more than a physical level. As soon as any emotion comes into play she is no longer fantasy material b/c when I was like 12 I managed to convince myself that if I fantasized about a girl I really like I would somehow jinx my chances with her. Is that weird?

Violent Apathy · 04-22-2005, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by dogyamissedit
now here's a curveball for y'all

when going in unaided (no porn just imagination) I have never thought about a girl that I actually liked on more than a physical level. As soon as any emotion comes into play she is no longer fantasy material b/c when I was like 12 I managed to convince myself that if I fantasized about a girl I really like I would somehow jinx my chances with her. Is that weird?

I dunno, I'm the same way.

GT40FIED · 04-22-2005, 01:58 AM

Man...I do the same fuckin' thing. It tortured me for years just because I couldn't figure out why I couldn't picture a girl I really liked in that fashion. Then I realized that it was out of respect for the girl. See...I figure that if I really like a girl, I can wait it out to actually see her naked rather than try and throw some image of her together in my brain. Of course...once you actually DO see her naked/have sex with her, all bets are off.

IALuder · 04-22-2005, 05:42 AM

^yea, thats what it seems like. once you see ehr naked. that image is burn into your memory. so you dont have to "imagin" what she looks like. you know.

04-08-2005, 12:01 AM	#1722
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	looks like we found a mate for ben. __________________

04-08-2005, 02:13 AM	#1723
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	^ lmao no no John I can honestly say i take the extra few seconds to roll up some toilet paper __________________

04-08-2005, 05:37 AM	#1724
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	at least someone else has the balls to admit to using a sock. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-08-2005, 06:40 AM	#1725
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	socks.. hahahahaha __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

04-08-2005, 06:18 PM	#1727
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	steve im sure you have used things way stranger then a sock. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-07-2005, 10:37 PM	#1721
dogyamissedit 1st Gear Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Charleston, SC Age: 43 Posts: 67	yeah darin like you have never used a sock when you came home tired (or otherwise impaired) and just needed to rub one off and it was dark so you grabbed the first cloth thing you could find...

04-08-2005, 09:01 PM	#1729
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	I've used...my hand thats it __________________

04-08-2005, 09:48 PM	#1732
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 40 Posts: 1,255	Well technically your feet are cleaner than your hands..... O_o __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

04-08-2005, 10:01 PM	#1734
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 40 Posts: 1,255	Which touches random surfaces ripe with bacteria more often? __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

04-09-2005, 01:44 AM	#1736
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	^ dude like steve says your hands are far cleaner than your feet. tell me when you get off a long day at work which do you smell and say "whew...damn thats rank".. i dont think I've ever smelled my hands and said that __________________

04-09-2005, 01:51 AM	#1737
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 40 Posts: 1,255	Well I'll just drop it since I'm probably inadvertantly arguing in favor of people using socks... O_o __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

04-09-2005, 02:16 AM	#1738
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	oh you are very much arguing prosock __________________

04-10-2005, 09:12 PM	#1740
dogyamissedit 1st Gear Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Charleston, SC Age: 43 Posts: 67	for the record I'm not saying to use socks as like a normal practice but sometimes in a clinch you just kind of make do with what you have and sometimes all you have is a sock dammit

04-10-2005, 09:19 PM	#1741
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	116 pages and I find out we're STILL talking about socks? Simply amazing

04-10-2005, 09:36 PM	#1742
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	lol haha, it is. but its not a good thing either. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-10-2005, 11:39 PM	#1743
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	I bet ben could talk about socks for another 117 pages if he had to __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

04-11-2005, 04:15 AM	#1744
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	nah, im sure i could talk more then that. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-13-2005, 01:48 AM	#1745
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 38 Posts: 2,244	We oughta have a talent show for you now. __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

04-13-2005, 05:57 AM	#1746
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	ripleys believe it or not turned me down. said it would be to much for the show and that they couldnt handle the ratings. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-13-2005, 01:15 PM	#1749
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 40 Posts: 3,821	im going to buy some new socks tomorrow

04-16-2005, 01:27 AM	#1750
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 38 Posts: 2,244	You must've had a fun time with Ben. :o __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

04-21-2005, 05:37 PM	#1753
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Ok...time for another actual question. Does anyone notice a change in their masturbatory habits as the seasons change? I've found that I'm more likely to treat my body like an amusement park during the winter and summer. I don't know why...I think it's a conspiracy. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-21-2005, 07:22 PM	#1754
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	.....ummmmmmm nope i don't think that's ever affected how I "treat" my body lol __________________

04-21-2005, 10:13 PM	#1755
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	me, it seems to be spring time. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

04-22-2005, 01:41 AM	#1756
dogyamissedit 1st Gear Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Charleston, SC Age: 43 Posts: 67	I'm pretty consistent year round but occasionally during flu season my "patronage" will increase if I end up getting the flu and staying home a lot.

04-22-2005, 01:51 AM	#1757
dogyamissedit 1st Gear Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Charleston, SC Age: 43 Posts: 67	now here's a curveball for y'all when going in unaided (no porn just imagination) I have never thought about a girl that I actually liked on more than a physical level. As soon as any emotion comes into play she is no longer fantasy material b/c when I was like 12 I managed to convince myself that if I fantasized about a girl I really like I would somehow jinx my chances with her. Is that weird?

04-22-2005, 01:58 AM	#1759
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Man...I do the same fuckin' thing. It tortured me for years just because I couldn't figure out why I couldn't picture a girl I really liked in that fashion. Then I realized that it was out of respect for the girl. See...I figure that if I really like a girl, I can wait it out to actually see her naked rather than try and throw some image of her together in my brain. Of course...once you actually DO see her naked/have sex with her, all bets are off. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

04-22-2005, 05:42 AM	#1760
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	^yea, thats what it seems like. once you see ehr naked. that image is burn into your memory. so you dont have to "imagin" what she looks like. you know. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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