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Here's a legitimate question...why do guys like to hear girls call them shit like "daddy" (a.k.a. "who's your daddy?") during sex? To me this denotes certain undertones of incest...but for some reason it's still hot. I can't figure it out. Ideas?
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lol, i dont know. i just like to hear her moan.
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I think if she called me daddy I'd get a bit weirded out and start to wonder about her childhood.. I agree with Ben though
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a nice load moan of pleasure is good enough for me. until i knock he cold so her pussy gets all tight. joking. only joking
heres a question....if guys wake up with morning wood poking them in the belly button. well if your over average size. do girls wake up with hard nipples?
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01-26-2005, 02:40 PM | #1606 |
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Ah, no. One exception would be if it was cold.
Now I'm not nessacarily (?) a size queen. It's more about what can be done with it ( and to it ) but I have to at least know you're there...........
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Well...the reason guys wake up with morning wood has nothing to do with sex. It's basically to keep you from pissing yourself at night. When you're hard, there's a small "flap" that covers the outlet of your bladder so urine can't be mixed with semen. Ever tried pissing with a hard on? It's a major pain. Thus you get the morning wood.
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so why don't girls piss themselves at night?
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Shit I'm going to try that for the sheer sake of curiosity. (I do know that its impossible to piss and cum at the same time.) |
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Yeah...it can be done, but you really have to push and it usually feels really strained when it's coming out. And Mischief...I have no idea.
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man I've tried that before..and it kind hurts because of all the strain
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01-26-2005, 08:49 PM | #1613 |
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Okay like.......ew.....
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01-26-2005, 10:23 PM | #1614 |
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lmfao.
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does it have to be like a full raging one or what if you're semi-hard?
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The harder you get, the more difficult it becomes.
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ever notice after you're done having sex/ masturbating you have to piss ?
heard it's something about cleaning out the urethra lol? back to the issue with pissing with a hardon, even if you do get the piss out it sprays EVERYWHERE, no longer a stream it becomes like a sprinkler lol |
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That's pissed me off for years (no pun intended). I've never heard that, but I always gotta pee after doing the do. Damn human body...never did nothin' for nobody.
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lol except sustain life of course
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Whoa, I haven't been checking up on this thread and look at what I've missed.
I never thought about asking anyone else about the urine after "doing the do," as well put by Steve..but, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one . How often do guys wake up with a hardon? Just outta curiosity..
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every morning sweetheart, everymorning
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well everytime i go to bed with a hard on and wake up with a bonner.
as for pissing with a hard on. thats is basically impossible. it burns.
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no it's possible...but i wouldn't suggest trying:o
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haha yea I think it's to clean the pipes out so to speak.. pissing after doing it.. because if you don't piss afterwards it's like.. weird going the next time
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mostly everyday
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Pat, that's weird. Ever. You said ever.. you're like, so not normal.
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i always have to pee after doing to do...in fact i can't sleep until I do or I'll wake up with a raging hard on
man I miss the morning sex (i miss female companionship peiod)..you have to put that morning wood to good use ladies |
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Who says we dont???
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I'm saying more often....course i don't know you ladies' habits are so
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It's not the hard on that burns buddy....Should go get your pee pee check out....
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well now see. it cant be that.
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using clean socks might help
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It doesn't burn, but it does sting a bit.
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lol. clean socks have nothing to do with it.
sting is a better word for it.
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try not to piss thru thesocks then
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hahaha. the sock acts like a filter.
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Brings a whole new meaning to the term "aquasock". You sick fucks...
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aquasock, hahaha
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lmao hahaha
wow this thread just is one huge entertainment |
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