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12-07-2004, 06:52 PM | #1441 | |
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Actually I'd rather BE a guy being serviced by a girl in public.
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lol nice one...
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damn right
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lmao speaking of which...man it's been a while since last being serviced:o
i have to get out of this dry hell hole...guess it's time to start going to my friends place up near usf....lots of chicas there |
12-08-2004, 05:33 AM | #1445 |
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better lose the tits darin. the chicas maybe jealious of you. plus is suck to have bigger tits then your "chica". j/p mang
yea, well im going to a club sat. in which i have been two 3 times in the last week. it seems to be a pretty good place to some ass. every night i been there, i leave with one or two ladies!
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12-08-2004, 08:58 AM | #1446 |
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One or two pair of ladies socks?
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12-08-2004, 09:58 AM | #1447 |
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ohh geez. should we change the name of the thread to how ben likes socks
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man, after one small comment that was to be a joke. im branded for life. ill die and stefan will write on tomb stone.
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12-08-2004, 10:28 AM | #1449 |
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well ur lucky i usually walk IN with 1 or 2 ..maybe 3 ladies...and walk OUT hours later with none i never know what happens lol
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12-09-2004, 11:42 AM | #1450 |
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Hhahahahaha! I like the way "someone" changed the topic name!
Hey, I usually go to clubs alone or with a few friends and go home alone. I can feel your pain. I can't even get the two cuties at work to meet me there and the couple won't either. Hence my latest statement. (see below)
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12-09-2004, 12:56 PM | #1451 |
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alls i can do is shake my head. this has gone to far. so i am now declaring war. stefan, game on.
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12-09-2004, 02:05 PM | #1453 |
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(ok, I won't tell if you won't) ssssshhhhh
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i wont tell either
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12-09-2004, 02:10 PM | #1455 |
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Hehehe, this is fun.
I know, I know, doesn't take much these days.......
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all of sudden i remember the episode of south park with the underwear nomes. lol funny shit.
so it may me think.....who here wears underwear? i dont i wear boxers from thr gap or aeropostle.
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and boxers are not considered underwear because ?
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they arent tighty whites.
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12-09-2004, 02:33 PM | #1459 |
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Um, underwear varies from thongs to boxers but it is still described as something you wear between your body and the rest of your clothes.
Me?, nothing so this arguement doesn't apply.
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12-10-2004, 02:34 AM | #1460 |
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Ahhh...here's one for the guys. Which are you...a "show-er" or a "grow-er". If you even have to ask what I'm talking about, don't.
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haha thats like my favorite episode
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im going to say "show-er" gt.
lol littleciv. its the funnest episode of south park ever.
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12-19-2004, 09:34 AM | #1463 |
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all right, heres a question.
whats the longest you have gone with out masturbating/getting any? me almost 2 and half weeks. i got this question from a gay movie.
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i went a month once....then i realized what I was missing and made up for the lost time
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No beer and no masturbation make Homer go something something....
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12-28-2004, 03:22 AM | #1466 | |
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Bout half an hour...give or take.
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damn gt40 your almost as bad as me.
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wow steve... how do you stay awake?
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he lets his mind get him off in his sleep. (wet dreams)
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Damn boy... I'd be worn the heck out... you must have one hell of a stamina...
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either that or you snort some good crack.
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lol... Steve your new name is the energizer bunneh
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01-08-2005, 04:24 PM | #1474 |
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Damn straight.
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lol, this thread just has to make 100 page doesnt it steve.
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01-09-2005, 07:20 AM | #1476 |
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Damn fucking right it does. 1500 posts or bust!
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hahahahha.
well then.....has any guy ever tried to beat off with without using their thumb? its impossible, and takes way to long. trust me.
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Ummm...not impossible. I don't have thumbs...and I assure you I can get the job done.
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^wtf happened to your thumbs? did you break them when you fell with the Kart?
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i would like to take this time and tell everyone. that 337 of my posts including this one are in this thread.
KING OF MASTERBATION!
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