.:HSTuners::

06-25-2003, 07:30 PM

its funny when this happens. Easily fixed though. Just have your girl hop in front you and you two walk close.

Fun to do that sometimes just to do it.

ShagginJet · 06-25-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by silver
you guys familiar with the term "touching water"
it's when you sit on a toilet and your wangage touches the water in the toilet. it's a rite of passage among my friends, you're not cool until you do that.

NASTY!! Your wang is hanging with the kids that you dropped at the pool.... NASTY!!

silver · 06-25-2003, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShagginJet
NASTY!! Your wang is hanging with the kids that you dropped at the pool.... NASTY!!

it's supposed to hit before you drop them, no poopie dick here.

06-25-2003, 08:09 PM

why would that be kewl? cuz it proves you have a hose? Just pull 'er out!

06-29-2003, 12:17 AM

i've heard it's caused when you sleep and your baldder is pressed on something else can't remember off hand but that's what causes it. my girl loves them i wake up to suprises all the time.

06-29-2003, 02:13 PM

again!

uh.. girlracer.. two active threads about male parts.. is there something you want to tell us?

and for the record. morning wood doesn't happen EVERY single day. at least not for me

silver · 06-29-2003, 05:54 PM

i understand morning wood as your body's way of getting blood flow down there when there isn't enough. it's how we keep it alive.

06-30-2003, 11:27 AM

who cares as long as its just there... thats all i care about

BlackWolf · 06-30-2003, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShagginJet
You guys ever notice your wood creeping to the side. Like when you stand up you just have this buldge across your jeans to the left or right, sometimes running down your thigh...?

Isn't that some annoying shit sometimes....? Unless there is a girl around, then she get's the idea real quick.

We call 'em leftys and rightys. We like 'em like that 'cause we can see what ya'll got. I especially like it when the jeans got the wear mark there 'cause I can tell you like to use "it" often and well.

or just a really healthy libido.......

Hi, have we met?

ShagginJet · 06-30-2003, 01:14 PM

That usually only happens when bumping and grinding at a club. I have myself trained... It usually doesn't come up unless it knows it's going to be used. exceptions being some extremely intelligent and stimulating conversation with a woman, morning wood, and a good bumpin and grindin. It's crazy how just conversing with the right woman can be a turn on.

BlackWolf · 06-30-2003, 01:20 PM

So, that means you're "up" now??

ShagginJet · 06-30-2003, 02:27 PM

Working on it, could use a picture though....

BlackWolf · 06-30-2003, 02:33 PM

I'll post one when I get my laptop!

The avatar is the closest I can do for now...........

ShagginJet · 06-30-2003, 03:00 PM

If you look anything like that, all i have to say is ::in a Homer voice:: DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!

BlackWolf · 06-30-2003, 03:04 PM

Thanks hun, that's soo sweet!

ShagginJet · 06-30-2003, 03:26 PM

I think we should keep that information to PM's.

BlackWolf · 06-30-2003, 03:29 PM

mylittlecivic · 07-01-2003, 03:53 AM

If I even barely touch my b/f he's got it, allll the time he has one pracitally does he just not know how to control it?

07-01-2003, 07:43 AM

That's how my X was. I could barely brush him and he was at full mast.

Kyle · 07-01-2003, 09:39 AM

i'm the same way...i really don't know why...but it's just what happens...we're just horny people...

BlackWolf · 07-01-2003, 09:40 AM

That's why they say men have two heads, each with a mind of it's own. Having your man "up" all the time really isn't that bad, ladies....it's a good thing.....it means the little one likes you....

hehehehehe, sorry, I couldn't resist. I loved it when my ex was up all the time and the bf before him just never could get it up all the time. I knew it wasn't me, but you can only take that for so long w/o taking it personal, ya know? It's like whats wrong? Why doesn't mini-me like me?

ShagginJet · 07-01-2003, 10:54 AM

lol... I'm so glad I can get it up whenever need be. I'm also glad that it doesn't just come "up" whenever it wants... It's not easy walking around a mall or department store with a wood.

BlackWolf · 07-01-2003, 11:37 AM

hehhehehe.............he said........wood..........

07-01-2003, 11:45 AM

i got an erection when i was 9 while getting a physical

ShagginJet · 07-01-2003, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 02black_Accord
i got an erection when i was 9 while getting a physical

::Ewwwww::

07-01-2003, 11:46 AM

Hope the Dr. was a chick.

BlackWolf · 07-01-2003, 11:53 AM

Double EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet your dad was proud.....That's my boy!

ShagginJet · 07-01-2003, 12:52 PM

lol....

07-01-2003, 06:00 PM

eh.... I'm hoping it was a girl Dr. too...

07-02-2003, 12:43 AM

have something to tell us man?

sohc_vtec 2NR · 07-04-2003, 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 02black_Accord
i got an erection when i was 9 while getting a physical

...anywho, i saw on discovery channel or tlc that morning wood is caused by the peak of testosterone in the mornin'...so that should validate what somebody said earlier about the wood in this thread..

07-11-2003, 06:30 PM

This is sum funny $hit.....

ShagginJet · 07-11-2003, 06:56 PM

--GUYS--

You guys ever get a stiffy from wierd things? I get them when driving sometimes, usually I'm a passenger and kind of tired, also get them at work sometimes, just be sitting here and I'll get one crawling down my leg.

When I was in high school, I use to get them all the time when riding on the bus, so hard trying to hide a wood on the bus. I'd usually fall asleep on the way in and wake at school with a wood, that soooooooooo sucked.

07-11-2003, 06:57 PM

lol @ the bus

yea car rides do me in sometimes

Kyle · 07-11-2003, 10:12 PM

you ever noticed that if you fall asleep with wood...you wake up with it...it's odd...:o

ShagginJet · 07-11-2003, 10:16 PM

I can't fall a sleep with a wood, don't know why. I guess because i sleep on my side and stomach that, hard to sleep on such a lump. g/f helps in that situation... bummer i dont have one at the moment.

ohiochica · 07-12-2003, 12:45 AM

dammmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a bf!

07-12-2003, 12:48 AM

me too!

07-12-2003, 09:41 PM

Its kinda like the tooth fairy deal....there's this little pamela anderson w/wings that sprinkles soliva(

) dust on our......"WOOD".....before we wake up..

07-14-2003, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kyle
you ever noticed that if you fall asleep with wood...you wake up with it...it's odd...:o

Yeah.. it makes you wonder if you had it hard all night long or something!!??

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06-30-2003, 01:14 PM	#90
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	That usually only happens when bumping and grinding at a club. I have myself trained... It usually doesn't come up unless it knows it's going to be used. exceptions being some extremely intelligent and stimulating conversation with a woman, morning wood, and a good bumpin and grindin. It's crazy how just conversing with the right woman can be a turn on. __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

06-30-2003, 01:20 PM	#91
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	So, that means you're "up" now?? __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

06-30-2003, 02:27 PM	#92
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	Working on it, could use a picture though.... __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

06-30-2003, 02:33 PM	#93
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	I'll post one when I get my laptop! The avatar is the closest I can do for now........... __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

06-25-2003, 07:30 PM	#81
GirlRacer Posts: n/a	its funny when this happens. Easily fixed though. Just have your girl hop in front you and you two walk close. Fun to do that sometimes just to do it.

06-25-2003, 08:09 PM	#84
GirlRacer Posts: n/a	why would that be kewl? cuz it proves you have a hose? Just pull 'er out!

06-29-2003, 12:17 AM	#85
SLP 01 WS6 Posts: n/a	i've heard it's caused when you sleep and your baldder is pressed on something else can't remember off hand but that's what causes it. my girl loves them i wake up to suprises all the time.

06-29-2003, 02:13 PM	#86
Maxvla Posts: n/a	again! uh.. girlracer.. two active threads about male parts.. is there something you want to tell us? and for the record. morning wood doesn't happen EVERY single day. at least not for me

06-30-2003, 11:27 AM	#88
Shot 2 Hel Posts: n/a	who cares as long as its just there... thats all i care about

06-30-2003, 03:00 PM	#94
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	If you look anything like that, all i have to say is ::in a Homer voice:: DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

06-30-2003, 03:04 PM	#95
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	Thanks hun, that's soo sweet! __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you?? Last edited by BlackWolf : 06-30-2003 at 03:31 PM.

06-30-2003, 03:26 PM	#96
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	I think we should keep that information to PM's. __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

06-30-2003, 03:29 PM	#97
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	K... __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

07-01-2003, 07:43 AM	#99
GirlRacer Posts: n/a	That's how my X was. I could barely brush him and he was at full mast.

07-01-2003, 09:39 AM	#100
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 38 Posts: 3,390	i'm the same way...i really don't know why...but it's just what happens...we're just horny people... __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

07-01-2003, 09:40 AM	#101
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	That's why they say men have two heads, each with a mind of it's own. Having your man "up" all the time really isn't that bad, ladies....it's a good thing.....it means the little one likes you.... hehehehehe, sorry, I couldn't resist. I loved it when my ex was up all the time and the bf before him just never could get it up all the time. I knew it wasn't me, but you can only take that for so long w/o taking it personal, ya know? It's like whats wrong? Why doesn't mini-me like me? __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

07-01-2003, 10:54 AM	#102
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	lol... I'm so glad I can get it up whenever need be. I'm also glad that it doesn't just come "up" whenever it wants... It's not easy walking around a mall or department store with a wood. __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

07-01-2003, 11:37 AM	#103
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	hehhehehe.............he said........wood.......... __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

07-01-2003, 11:45 AM	#104
02black_Accord Posts: n/a	i got an erection when i was 9 while getting a physical

07-01-2003, 11:46 AM	#106
SolPol Posts: n/a	Hope the Dr. was a chick.

07-01-2003, 11:53 AM	#107
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	Double EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! I bet your dad was proud.....That's my boy! __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

07-01-2003, 12:52 PM	#108
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	lol.... __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

07-01-2003, 06:00 PM	#109
GirlRacer Posts: n/a	eh.... I'm hoping it was a girl Dr. too...

07-02-2003, 12:43 AM	#110
Shot 2 Hel Posts: n/a	have something to tell us man?

07-11-2003, 06:30 PM	#112
Numbstruck Posts: n/a	This is sum funny $hit.....

07-11-2003, 06:56 PM	#113
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	--GUYS-- You guys ever get a stiffy from wierd things? I get them when driving sometimes, usually I'm a passenger and kind of tired, also get them at work sometimes, just be sitting here and I'll get one crawling down my leg. When I was in high school, I use to get them all the time when riding on the bus, so hard trying to hide a wood on the bus. I'd usually fall asleep on the way in and wake at school with a wood, that soooooooooo sucked. __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

07-11-2003, 06:57 PM	#114
Numbstruck Posts: n/a	lol @ the bus yea car rides do me in sometimes

07-11-2003, 10:12 PM	#115
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 38 Posts: 3,390	you ever noticed that if you fall asleep with wood...you wake up with it...it's odd...:o __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

07-11-2003, 10:16 PM	#116
ShagginJet Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,584	I can't fall a sleep with a wood, don't know why. I guess because i sleep on my side and stomach that, hard to sleep on such a lump. g/f helps in that situation... bummer i dont have one at the moment. __________________ RECENTLY UPDATED!!! 5-20-04 http://63.249.135.19/hdrive/car/index.htm

07-12-2003, 12:45 AM	#117
ohiochica Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: youngstown ohio Age: 45 Posts: 848	dammmmmmmmmmmmmm i need a bf! __________________ to all our military: my thoughts and prayers are with you, come home safe and come home soon. Ohio HST members please read this

07-12-2003, 09:41 PM	#119
SKUNK-GSR Posts: n/a	Its kinda like the tooth fairy deal....there's this little pamela anderson w/wings that sprinkles soliva( ) dust on our......"WOOD".....before we wake up..

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