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Old 06-18-2004, 06:32 PM   #761
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What a shock. I don't think thats ever happened here before.
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:37 PM   #762
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Can't we all just get along...
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:39 PM   #763
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PEACE IN THE HS FORUMS!!!!!!!(that doesn't rhyme huh?)
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:42 PM   #764
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Was it supposed to? What was it supposed to rhyme with?
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Old 06-18-2004, 06:51 PM   #765
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I was thinkin back to the 80's. Ya know, peace in tha middle east? Right. Like that will ever happen with the current ROE's.
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Old 06-18-2004, 07:31 PM   #766
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Alright, I'm out. I'm no way going to put up with bullshit like this. FUCK YOU "Rob" go chew yourself a cock.

You are joking right? here, have one of these

and for the rest of you....Jesus people...how long have I been on this board? How often am I serious about shit like this...it's all in fun...it's the internet...I'm in GA, she's in Cali...lalalala.....
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:44 PM   #767
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i need to get laid...kool-aid, you need to come to my neck of the woods soon...
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Old 06-18-2004, 11:19 PM   #768
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Any more puns and I will beat you with your own shoes...in the face.
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Old 06-19-2004, 07:23 AM   #769
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I'm about to decline my potential moderator promotion. My trusty b20vtec.com are for more mature people.


Oh please...enlighten us to the ways of your other pathetic site. And decline your "potential moderator promotion"? You've been here a week you fucking candy ass. But in all seriousness...I'm sure b20vtec.com is the place to be for some seriously exciting homoerotic action.
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Old 06-19-2004, 05:03 PM   #770
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i wasnt making a pun GT40....

she was actually trying to become a moderator??? man i tired 3 times and i got 2K posts.
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Old 06-19-2004, 06:28 PM   #771
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Old 06-20-2004, 07:38 AM   #772
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On a side note, I checked out his "site" (and I use that term loosely). A whopping 243 members but I couldn't get onto the forums without registering and I'll be damned if I'm member 244. There were, however, indechiperable "shout outs" like this one (I wish I were maiking this shit up...this is a direct quote)

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NA I AINT OFFENDED I RIP HEEL FLIPS BABY


Oh man...I'm glad to see another forum more "mature" than any of ours. Now I'm sorry he turned down his imaginary moderator's position.

Edit: So it turns out I was right about the whole homoerotic thing. When you people learn that I am always right?
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Old 06-20-2004, 04:19 PM   #773
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Ok...here's a dumb question but what is a pun??

SFKing, Im sure some very lucky girl in your neck of the woods would be more than happy to lay with you...
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Old 06-20-2004, 04:34 PM   #774
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Ok...here's a dumb question but what is a pun??


Please tell me that's a joke. If not...here's what Merriam Webster says:

Main Entry: pun
Pronunciation: 'p&n
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Etymology: perhaps from Italian puntiglio fine point, quibble -- more at PUNCTILIO
: the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound
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Old 06-20-2004, 05:53 PM   #775
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No joke man...sorry. Thanks for the definition.
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Old 06-20-2004, 10:17 PM   #776
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Old 06-20-2004, 10:42 PM   #777
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No....http://www.m-w.com is an online dictionary. I merely know how to USE online dictionaries.
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:22 AM   #778
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why do some threads just get hostile... and normally its biker odd that it isnt this time
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Old 06-21-2004, 12:43 AM   #779
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We just took a little time to trash a complete tool. Now...back to the sexualityness.
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:43 AM   #780
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... we need a new sex topic.
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:56 AM   #781
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How about this...what's the highest number of times you've had sex in one day?
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Old 06-21-2004, 11:55 AM   #782
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4 times in one day is my high. god its been such a long time.
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Old 06-21-2004, 01:14 PM   #783
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Good times

I think I've done like 5 or 6 in a day. Hard to keep track. And is that by orgasm? Mine or hers?
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:08 PM   #784
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:25 PM   #785
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how is so luckie? and yes she must also orgasm.
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Old 06-21-2004, 03:32 PM   #786
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How is it lucky? Dude...the next time you get laid 5 times in one day, tell me you aren't the luckiest bastard ever. And yeah...she got off every time.
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Old 06-21-2004, 04:15 PM   #787
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How about this...what's the highest number of times you've had sex in one day?

Shit...I don't think I can count that high...

honestly though...my all time high was 8 times over a 4 hour period....that included multiple positions...and..uhhh...orifices....yeah cough
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Old 06-21-2004, 06:08 PM   #788
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3 times I beleive, missin it alot too
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yup been laid free for to long. almost a month coming up. man why must i suffer so.
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Old 06-21-2004, 08:01 PM   #791
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A month? That's it? Fucking amatuer.
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what? amatuer what? im sorry i just dont go up to gurls and be like lets have sex.
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Old 06-22-2004, 12:31 AM   #793
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what? amatuer what? im sorry i just dont go up to gurls and be like lets have sex.


I meant that a month is nothing. Not long at all. Come back after a year and we'll talk.
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I meant that a month is nothing. Not long at all. Come back after a year and we'll talk.

Jesus man....a year???
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What can I say? The arms aren't exactly a chick magnet. And a year is an understatement.
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What can I say? The arms aren't exactly a chick magnet. And a year is an understatement.

I understand...shitty.....but I understand.....poo-nanny is overrated sometimes anyway...just brings unwanted problems/drama........
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I understand...shitty.....but I understand.....poo-nanny is overrated sometimes anyway...just brings unwanted problems/drama........


This is true...but I miss it. The next time someone tells you that women are the "fairer sex" or that they look fo sense of humor before anything else, kill said person in the face because they're obviously too moronic to go on living (and "god" forbid they should procreate and produce retarded children). Do it for 'ole "GT40". Women are just like men...they go on looks first, everything else second. I swear, the next time I get laid I will set off fireworks afterwards...it will be a once in a fucking decade event. That is, of course, if I don't chain her to a pipe in the crawlspace to prevent her from leaving. But no...that would just be wrong.
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Old 06-22-2004, 10:21 AM   #798
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kill said person in the face because they're obviously too moronic to go on living (and "god" forbid they should procreate and produce retarded children). Do it for 'ole "GT40".

Will do...you have my word...but before I kill them in the face, I will beat them profusely about the head and neck area
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if I don't chain her to a pipe in the crawlspace to prevent her from leaving. But no...that would just be wrong.

True, it would be wrong.....but then again, said girl might be into that sort of thing

Anyway, back on topic...I have officially decided that I am not...and this is hard for me to say...:o I am not going to have any more one night stands/sex with random females/no more hootchie sex/no more ho's....thinking back over the last few escapades that I have had, it really didn't do anything for me except add to the number....the next person I have sex with will be someone that I am in a steady (and stable) relationship with.......I have spoken
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