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Old 05-19-2004, 05:42 PM   #561
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^ I'm gonna take what's behind curtain number two Bob!!
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Old 05-19-2004, 05:45 PM   #562
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What feels better to you? Getting jacked off by a girl or having sex with a girl?

Hrm... Let me think... Uh yeah... I'll take a number 2 please.
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:59 PM   #563
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well yea sex would be better. but she doesnt want to have sex sence we havent been together more then 3 weeks. so i respect that, take what shell give till shes ready. i dont want to push her into things like that. sorry for trying to be a nice.
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Old 05-19-2004, 09:09 PM   #564
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What feels better to you? Getting jacked off by a girl or having sex with a girl?

Can I have a #2 with a side of #1?
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Old 05-19-2004, 09:33 PM   #565
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i get number 2 and she gets off before me so she has to give me number 1.
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Old 05-19-2004, 10:24 PM   #566
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^ Just cause she's done doesn't mean she has to hop off, does it?

If she's done, why not help her to be done again, and again, and you get the idea.
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Old 05-20-2004, 04:25 AM   #567
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^Exactly...unless she's a single orgasm kinda gal let her ride you for all she's worth. Oh...to answer...I'll take #2 if I can get it, but in a pinch #1 works just fine. Hell...as long as I'm not the only one there I'm happy.
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Old 05-20-2004, 10:32 AM   #568
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:09 AM   #569
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I hate it

Riiiiight. Come on, as long as the girl knows what she's doing I love me some beejer.
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:30 AM   #570
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if they know what their doing its all good. i cant stand it when a ladie trys to hand and she grips to tight or when they give you oral and they slobber way to much.

ladies when going down on a guy orally do you or have you ever put something on it? ie:whip cream ECt ECt
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:33 AM   #571
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Caramel. Oooie, gooie, sticky, sweet, thick and creamy caramel......yeah baby! Lick and suck it alllllll gone!!!! Umm, umm, umm.......
Clean up on isle 4!!!!
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:39 AM   #572
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ladies when going down on a guy orally do you or have you ever put something on it? ie:whip cream ECt ECt


Their mouth hopefully....
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:43 AM   #573
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damn it im in isle 5.
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:47 AM   #574
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Old 05-20-2004, 03:14 PM   #575
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Is 3 weeks all thats needed these days? Man thats not much of a standard to brag about.
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Old 05-20-2004, 04:35 PM   #576
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Then what is?
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Old 05-20-2004, 11:59 PM   #577
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well some people still have standards and wait. thats excludes me till recently.
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Old 05-21-2004, 06:44 AM   #578
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Yea, I have standards...I think everybody does...
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:50 AM   #579
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Yea, I have standards...I think everybody does...

I question mine sometimes.....
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:20 AM   #580
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Old 05-22-2004, 04:46 PM   #581
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aaaww, Im sure you guys have good standards....at least you have them...
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:01 PM   #582
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some people dont have standards becuase even if they did they cant get none. (me)
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Old 05-22-2004, 08:33 PM   #583
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And why not young man???
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Old 05-23-2004, 12:40 AM   #584
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well i got standards and a very close gurl as a friend.

but i mean people who live in poverty and the slums ect ect, have very low to no standards becuase its hard for them to get someone with the standards they so desire.
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Old 05-23-2004, 05:38 AM   #585
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I guess I can understand that...you can always raise your standards now that you know what the case is...right?
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Old 05-23-2004, 02:54 PM   #586
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of course.

new topic begins after this post.......
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Old 05-24-2004, 05:12 AM   #587
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What new topic? I can't think of any concerning masturbation...
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Old 05-24-2004, 01:48 PM   #588
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doesnt have to be about masterbating. could be about anything dealing with sex.

has anyone ever walked in on someone having sex?
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Old 05-24-2004, 01:55 PM   #589
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doesnt have to be about masterbating. could be about anything dealing with sex.

has anyone ever walked in on someone having sex?


Ha, who hasn't? That's what I wanna know.

Actually, this past week I was nearly walked in on. Good times
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Old 05-24-2004, 02:04 PM   #590
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i have never been walked in on. have come close 3 times.
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:15 PM   #591
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I've never walked in on someone having sex...never been walked in on...thank goodness...
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Old 05-24-2004, 03:49 PM   #592
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I've never walked in on anyone, although I'm sure people were doin it in the same room at least once, gotta love HS.

I've been walked in on several times, once by my mom. That was funny, lucky we were side by side and covered by a blanket.
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:04 PM   #593
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Never walked in on anyone, and also never been walked in on. Unless you count the one time the cops busted me as being walked in on... :o
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:13 PM   #594
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I've been walked in on several times...twice by one of my ex gf's mom, once by her dad....once by my mom....once by my gfs sister....listened to by my ex gf's mom, stepdad, cousin, and stepbrother all at the same time. We were in the bathroom and she's a moaner so we were in the middle of business and heard some noise outside the door so we had to stop and continue later that night..........
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Old 05-24-2004, 04:15 PM   #595
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Interesting...
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Old 05-24-2004, 11:50 PM   #596
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damn, like a live porno movie.
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Old 05-25-2004, 06:55 AM   #597
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Rob, you should make a movie on your sex life...sounds like yours was interesting...
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^ Talking about movies, anyone see the ron jeremy movie? I saw it at hollywood video the other day and was like whoa, i wonder if it's a porn or an autobiography sort of moive. Should be interesting either way i'd assume, yes/no?
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Old 05-25-2004, 04:56 PM   #599
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nah...I think I'm just gonna stick with writing a book about my life someday....it can only get more interesting as time goes by........
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