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Guys, guys, guys, it's not like that. I know what I smell like, taste like and what it looks like because I'm completely waxed. I certainly don't taste myself during or even right after my aunt visits, that's just gross. I like the way I taste and no I don't smell. Since, I am waxed, I tell you that choochies are not the most attactive thing on a woman. Ever heard the expression "eating a roast beef sandwich"?? Yeah, it's kinda like that, well at least mine is. As far as wiping my ass then smelling that, uh NO, that's a COMPLETELY different thing. No one is going to compare that to a choochie smell, well......, you know what I mean.....
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04-30-2004, 03:07 PM
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what are you talking about your aunt visiting you? |
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04-30-2004, 03:41 PM
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Her period...Aunt Flo.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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04-30-2004, 03:48 PM
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gotcha
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04-30-2004, 04:06 PM
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Hmmm, smelling my hand after using the bathroom has and will never cross my mind...that is gross...
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05-01-2004, 03:29 AM
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Fuck you Rob and I'm going to leave it at that........
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05-01-2004, 03:39 AM
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Dude...seriously...there are very few inappropriate questions here. It's an honest question...one I'm a tad curious about myself since you always see chicks in porns do it. Why not chicks in real life? I mean...you'll put your whole face down there but it's wrong for them to lick their fingers? WTF? And I really don't see how you can draw any parallel between a chick doing that and wiping your ass and smelling it. Like Rob said...I don't know what kinda girls you've been goin down on, but if their junk smells like shit then you've got yourself a problem (and she's got a bigger problem).
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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05-01-2004, 04:03 AM
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Dude...you're both idiots....have you ever heard of an analogy? Because that was what I was using....Rob asked if girls smell their hands after masturbating...I was referring to the hand smelling thing.....sorry I didn't realize I had to attach a f@cking explaination........
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05-01-2004, 09:46 AM
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Ok...some girls do smell their fingers after masturbating. It is actually recommended for women to know the smell, taste, and look of their kitties in case something goes wrong...to know yourself....it's healthy...
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05-01-2004, 02:47 PM
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thats crazy tasting yourself. i will never taste my shit. i cant think of even doing that. thats gross and very very foul.
i dont get animal porn at all. as in how the hell can some of these animals with huge dong screw a human female with such a small crotch? explain that to me.......
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05-02-2004, 03:22 AM
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And out of left field...
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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05-02-2004, 04:31 AM
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Only if you fucking blow at making analogies.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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05-02-2004, 04:39 AM
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Well, doctors recommend that you know what you look like and how you are "down there" on women. I will NEVER taste my shit...but I have seen it before.
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05-02-2004, 02:11 PM
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damn i was trying for center feild.
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05-03-2004, 12:31 AM
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What do you mean by that?
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05-03-2004, 12:34 AM
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Maybe he wants to split it straight up the middle... metaphorically...
 I know I do
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05-03-2004, 12:54 AM
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Ha ha ha...hmmm
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05-03-2004, 12:36 PM
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thats what i ment. nothing is better then being in the middle!
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05-03-2004, 11:20 PM
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Well thanks for clearing that up...I'll keep you in mind when I am on that side of the world...
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05-04-2004, 11:12 AM
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LMFAO!! I've seen it before... Damn girl, i'd hope so, it is yours and all. Never say never... |
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05-04-2004, 01:51 PM
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better keep me in mind, cuase your running threw mine all the time.
sorry that was a bad attemp to get laid. :o im done now.
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05-04-2004, 11:47 PM
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You guys are too funny...ha ha ha
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05-05-2004, 12:40 PM
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looks arent everything kool-aid. ha ha:o
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05-05-2004, 04:05 PM
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Ha ha ha...I wasn't talking about your looks...are you funny looking???
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05-05-2004, 09:49 PM
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yup, i cry myself to sleep. jmwy
anyways people we need a new topic. i just got to know have you had more one night stands or gf/bfs? for me one night stands. i usually get one a month.
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05-05-2004, 10:01 PM
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Well, I've had two "one night stand" type things, but sex wasn't involved... its just not my style really to have a one night stand... and I've only had 1 meaningful relationship, but plenty of other ones... I guess that answers the question...?
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05-05-2004, 10:04 PM
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yes sir it does. well i have many relationship but the most meaningful lasted 4 months then she moved. but my longest relationship was 6 months. sexuall relationship can only be fun for so long.
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05-06-2004, 02:18 AM
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I've never had a one night stand...my last, and only, relationship was for a year and three months so I've never been able to even have one.
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05-06-2004, 05:05 AM
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I dunno if mine counts. I slept with one of my best friends of three years and it only happened once. But we'd known each other for 3 years and are still great friends. Not exactly a one night stand...just one night sex.
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05-06-2004, 06:50 AM
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I don't think that would count as a one night stand... I think a one nighter would be if you had just met someone at a club or a bar and went home with them...
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05-06-2004, 12:29 PM
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I've got two under my belt. Both were really odd but enjoyable. I'm not the type to have a one nighter but it just happened. Me and the girls just clicked, next thing i know we're waking up together.
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05-06-2004, 01:08 PM
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Wow...I am afraid to regret one night stands if I never have any...
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05-06-2004, 02:00 PM
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i'd tell you i'd volunteer to help you with that but i might like vegas and want to come back...
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05-06-2004, 02:07 PM
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i would also volunteer. just send me a pm and we can discuss meeting plans.
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05-06-2004, 02:18 PM
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Ok ok ok...send ME some PM's and tell me what YOU GUYS are offering...
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05-06-2004, 02:19 PM
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I haven't actually just met someone and done it. It's been with guys that I've known or friends of friends. The last time was with this friend of a friend that we all went out one night, he was cute and I was horney so we got together that night. He was actually pretty good performance wise, great length but unfortunatley a pencil dick.
 Needless to say I didn't try to contact him after that and that my friends was that LAST time...........anyone here thicker than an inch?? Anyone?? Damn, I need to get laid.................. 
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05-06-2004, 10:10 PM
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aid im not offering much. sorry.
as for a inch more in girth i got 1.4-1.6 i believe but i dont really measure my tool everytime i get a chance.
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05-06-2004, 10:35 PM
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Quite a bit.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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05-06-2004, 10:36 PM
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holy shit, 1.4" around... are you serious? Are you sure you don't mean 1.4" across, because 1.4" around is slightly larger than a small sharpie...
I'm tempted to watch some porn and polish it off a bit just to measure it... :o
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05-06-2004, 10:48 PM
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I think (or at least hope) he's talking about diameter and not circumfrence. I'm talking diameter since that's how Blackwolf made her measurement but the proper way to measure girth is circumfrence at the thickest point.
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