accord meet!

saturday the 26th portland, oregon.
i know that no one will come, but i will be there waiting....crying. i want to know other people with accords. actually i changed my mind...its now a honda meet. anybody with a honda and lives around here (which is, what, one other person?) meet at Ground Zero at 10:00am.
yes, i just made this up, but that is no excuse, you should come anyway. it will be grand i promise. we can go to taco bell or something. out of staters welcome. non honda owners welcome, non car people welcome, anybody...please! (don't do that eric, they'll think you're desperate!)
so yeah, be there or be square! also if only one person shows up or something, i may try to beat you up and take your wheels. im very weak and probably couldn't hurt u, but fair warning nonetheless. see you there!