Things to say to drive a man wild

[Whiteclipse99]

I don't know how many of you girls checked out the new issue of Cosmo this month, but I got this from there. I thought it might help some of you ladies who have a hard time trying to talk to guys (me included). Some of them are kind of lame, but I would definitely try out some of the others if I could get over the whole shy bit. I'll have to work on that!


1. Hi, it’s my birthday. Can I have a hug?
2. Is my shirt too see-through?
3. Working out is my second favorite way to sweat.
4. I think we need to hurry up and pay the bill because I want to do things to you that an innocent busboy would never see.
5. Be honest….Do you think these shoes would look better without my clothes on?
6. My nails are wet. Can you grab my keys out of my back pocket?
7. It’s Full Body Massage Friday for anyone named [insert his name here]
8. Can you settle a debate? My friend says boxers, but I think you go commando.
9. You don’t want to lose this napkin….it has my number on it.
10. We have whipped cram but no ice cream. Hmmm..what can we put it on?
11. Would you rub my shoulders? I’m so sore from my gymnastics class.
12. Leaving so soon? Too bad, I was just about to hit on you.
13. I’ll bet you 10 bucks that you can’t take off my bra with one hand.
14. Honey, I dropped the soap! Can you come in here and help me find it?
15. I’m naked, and you have 20 minutes to get to my place before I start putting my clothes back on.
16. Can you remove your pants? It’s a matter of national security.
17. Why talk when there are so many other fun ways to use our mouths?
18. I always sleep naked. And you?
19. Could you smell my neck and tell me what you think of this scent?
20. What gym do you go to? It looks like you’re there a lot.
21. If you can guess the dirty thing I’m thinking about, I promise to try it with you when we get home.
22. I’d love to show you my tattoo, but I’ll get arrested if I do it in public.
23. I’ve had a really tough day, and I need to release some tension. Any ideas?
24. Wanna sample my new lip gloss? (I like this one because I'm addicted to lip gloss)
25. Excuse me, aren’t you that model from the underwear ads?
26. Here’s my cell. Call your roommate to say you won’t be coming home tonight.
27. My friends and I took a poll, and you were voted sexiest guy in the bar.
28. Can I use some of your sunscreen? I always get burned along my bikini line.
29. This shirt is itchy. I wish I could take it off right now.
30. Hi, I’m conducting a sew survey for Cosmo, and I was hoping you would let me take some measurements.