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> > THE BEVERLY HILLS BOBBITS
> > __________________________________
> > Come listen to a story 'bout a man named John,
> > A poor ex-marine with his little wanker gone.
> > It seems one night after gettin' with the wife,
> > She lopped off his dong with the swipe of a knife.
> > Penis, that is.
> > Clean cut.
> > Missed his nuts.

Well, the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side,
> > And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride.
> > She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend, so she
> > Tossed him out the window as she went around a bend.
> > Curve, that is.
> > Tossed the nub.
> > In the shrub.

> > She went to the cops and confessed to the attack,
> > They called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
> > They sniffed and they barked and they pointed "over there"
> > To John Wayne's henry that was waving in the air.
> > Found, that is.
> > By a fence.
> > Evidence.

> > Now peter and John couldn't stay apart for long,
> > So a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix that dong!"
> > "A needle and a thread is all we're gonna need"
> > And the whole world waited till they heard that Johnny pee'd.
> > Whizzed, that is.
> > Straight stream.
> > Even seam.

> > Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court With a half-assed lawyer cause his assets came up short.
> > They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
> > And his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.
> > Video, that is.
> > Unexposed.
> > Case Closed.
> > Ya'll sleep on your stomachs now ya hear?????