The Best "Chicken Joke" Ever

The Best "Chicken Joke" Ever

On the farm live a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse begged the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

The chicken ran back to the farm. She searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new BMW Z3. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of a rope, hoping she still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrived in the shiny BMW Z3. He managed to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the BMW Z3, the chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW Z3 back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented. Best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon she too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save her life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift her out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled her up and out, saving her life.


The moral of the story???

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.