Think you can text?

[Racing Rice]

Originally Posted by GT40FIED

Since when does constantly texting some broad like some schoolboy bitch = action? For all you know I could be stabbing so much vag that I'd be wanted for vagicide. And even if I wasn't, if texting some chick 100 times a day is the only way to keep her happy, I'll be not getting laid and consider it a bargain. Clingy chicks can go to hell. So yeah...I'm still better than you.

Spoken like a true self love professional. I don't think apple pie counts as vag stabbing regardless of how close the movie says it feels.