Redneck Medical Terms

[ChrisCantSkate]

got this in an email.. some new ones i havnt herd before. pretty funny


>> >> Redneck Medical Terms
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>> >> Benign.........................What you be after you be eight.
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>> >> Artery.........................The study of paintings.
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>> >> Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
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>> >> Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
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>> >> Cesarean Section...............A neighborhood in Rome.
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>> >> CAT Scan.......................Searching for Kitty.
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>> >> Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
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>> >> Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
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>> >> DC............................Where Washington is.
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>> >> Dilate.........................To live long.
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>> >> Enema..........................Not a friend.
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>> >> Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
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>> >> Fibula.........................A small lie.
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>> >> Genital........................Non-Jewish person.
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>> >> G.I.Series.....................World Series of military baseball.
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>> >> Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
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>> >> Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known.
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>> >> Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
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>> >> Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
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>> >> Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
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>> >> Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
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>> >> Node...........................Something ya knew all along.
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>> >> Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted.
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>> >> Pap Smear......................A slur against yer Daddy's honor.
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>> >> Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis.
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>> >> Post Operative.................A letter carrier.
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>> >> Recovery Room..................Place to do re-upholstery.
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>> >> Rectum.........................Damn near totalled the pick-up.
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>> >> Secretion......................Hiding something
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>> >> Seizure........................Roman emperor.
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>> >> Tablet.........................A small table.
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>> >> Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport.
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>> >> Tumor..........................More than one.
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>> >> Urine..........................Opposite of "yer out"
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>> >> Varicose.......................Near by/close by