Bass does not equal cool

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I've noticed that the apartments around me have become infested with morons. Morons that feel that bass is some sort of status symbol...like pumping out more of it than most people somehow elevates you in society. WRONG. I constantly get awakened by the douche bags with shitty SUVs that feel the need to turn their shitty music up so loud that I can hear it from 30 yards away...through my front door...through my room. Assholes. Congratulations...you've discovered the lower end of the human auditory spectrum. You want a fucking cookie? Mind you...I like my music loud, especially in the car. That being said, I take great pride in the fact that people within a 2 block radius can't hear what I'm playing. If anything, annoyingly loud bass-heavy music should be legal grounds for vehicular homicide. Why? Because everytime I see some dickweed thinking that bass alone makes him more important, I feel the need to run him (or in the rare occassion, her) off of the road. You wanna dump a ton of money into a good stereo system? More power to ya. Just don't expect me not to kill you when it wakes me up because your shitty music from your shitty car is too fucking loud. To make matters worse, the stupid cunt that these fucks come to visit has two kids (approximately 6 and 10 in age). Way to be a good mom. Invite dipshits who you're sadly mistaken will be father figures for your kids over at 12:30 in the morning and have them hang out in front of your house with their bass pumping for around half an hour. You'll not only fuck up your kids, but you'll piss your neighbors off as well. Really, it's a win-win situation. Fucking whore.

While I'm thinking about it...people that listen to this sort of shit normally listen to rap. Nothing wrong with that...but I prefer hip hop. Acts like Blackalicious, Lyrics Born, Latyrx, and Jurassic 5. Stuff that's at least semi-intelligent. The bullshit that these fuckers play frequently emphasises the phrase "you don't know me" like it's some sort of threat. Fuck you. You're right...I don't know you, and I don't want to know you. Your stupidity rivals that of an epileptic performing brain surgery with a pipe wrench. It's true...I don't know you and, given a different time and place, I could probably kill you and get away with it. Fucks. There's no room for argument here. Stupidity has no musical or social boundaries. That being said...rock or punk played in your car won't wake up people that live across the way from you.