Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

[BlackWolf]

Originally posted by GT40FIED
How bout one for the ladies...how often do you/have you lied to a guy about how good they were in bed?

Never, I tell them or if they pissed me off, never call or see them again. One guy I thought would be good but wasn't (think pencil) and even he could tell I was bored which in turn made him try harder but even then it was still bad and I didn't even have to tell him because he knew. He had absolutley NO skills whatsoever. A guy has to turn me on for me to get into it and I coulda done a better job myself.

*sigh* Back to the drawing boards..........found some good porn sites last night but I digress...............