i finnaly figured out why women drivers suck

[ebpda9]

well, now the cat is out of the bag and i finally figured it out. Ever notice how close to the steering wheel they sit in their cars ? that's the problem. i was forced to drive like that for about 5 miles and i swear to god i was about to have 5 accidents tonight. My feet were stepping into one another and i had no leverage to turn the wheel, needless to say i kicked the steering wheel a few times with my knees. so i am about to start welding every woman driver's seat as far back as possible so we can keep the roads safe.