top ten reason why cars are better then women

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Here they are, in no particular order:

1.When they bitch, you can just turn them off.
2.When they misbehave, you can beat them legally.
3.You can get them in all shapes and sizes and they still look good.
4.You can turn them on with nothing more than a key.
5.The things you buy them also make you happy.
6.They only go where you tell them.
7.They only ask for a little tlc, gas, and a good wash
8.They are better when they are retarded.
9.They don't talk
10.You can own more than one.