Preferences

WHITE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
> IRISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
> restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mama Mia makes
> spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex; she wants to marry
> you & insists on a 3
carat
> ring.
> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of
> having sex.
> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
>
> JEWISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You get dynamite head.
> Second Date: You get more great head.
> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
> CHINESE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
> happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner,
> nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third
> date and you've already
realized
> nothing is going to happen again.
>
> INDIAN WOMEN:
> First date: Meet her parents.
> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> Third date: Wedding night.
>
> BLACK WOMEN:
> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date:
> You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else.
>
> MEXICAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have
> sex in the back of her car.
> Second Date: She's pregnant.
> Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
> girlfriend, two sisters, her brother, all their kids, her grandma, her

> father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
> and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest

> of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like it
> belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande with chickens and

> goats in
the
> front yard.
>
> DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!!!