Wish come true

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> A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him,
> and as he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their order.
>
> The man says, "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
> the ostrich. "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
>
> A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be
$6.40
> please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact
> change
for
> payment.
>
> The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
> "I'll have a hamburger, fries and a coke," and the ostrich says,
"I'll
> have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays
> with exact change.
>
> This becomes a routine until late one evening, the two enter again.
> "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will
> have a steak, baked potato and salad," says the man. "Same for me,"
> says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress comes w with the
> order and says, "That will be $12.62." Once again the man pulls exact
> change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
>
> The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
> sir.
How
> do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your
> pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
> cleaning the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie
> appeared and
offered
> me two wishes.
>
> My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, just put my
> hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be
> there."
>
> "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million
> dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as
> long as you live!" "That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
> Rolls
Royce,
> the exact money is always there," says the man.
>
> The waitress asks, "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
> The
man
> sighs and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long
legs
> who agrees with everything I say!"