work vs prsion

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>Just in case you ever got the two mixed up,
>this should make things a bit more clear...
>
>IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell;
>AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
>
>IN PRISON... you get three meals a day;
>AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal
> and you have to pay for it.
>
>IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior;
>AT WORK...you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
>
>
>IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;
>AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
>yourself.
>
>IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games;
>AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>
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>IN PRISON... you get your own toilet;
>AT WORK... you have to share
>
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>IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit;
>AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family.
>
>
>IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required;
>AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
>deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>
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>IN PRISON... you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside
>wanting to get out.
>AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
>bars.
>
>
>IN PRISON... there are wardens.
>AT WORK...they are called managers.
>
>
>But cheer up, because
>IN PRISON... you have to stay all the time.
>AT WORK...you get to go home sometimes.