Ex-Girlfriends

Hey gals-

I was wondering if any of you had any links to funny pages about X-g/fs from the new g/f's point of view.

I'm looking for stories or quotes...

I'm havin a bit of trouble from an X-g/f right now. She's doing the whole "I just want to be your friend" thing so she can stick around, crouching till her moment to shine comes.