Horns

[DsBlu01CivEX]

So on my way home from work today, I had the radio on. Which is odd for me cuz I normally have a CD in...but anyway...the one DJ on the one radio station was having people call in telling him if they could change their horn from a honk to a spoken phrase, what would they want their horn to say. I thought "Dude I've been saying all along that I wish I didn't have a horn but rather something that talked or something that I could talk into to let the other driver know how I feel" So needless to say I think that this is a great idea!!!


My question to you guys and gals is....what would you want your horn to say. I unfortunately can't just settle on 1 phrase. So I would opt to have like 4 little buttons that I could pick and choose from that all had different phrases.

My first one would be "Nice turn signal @sshole". My second I would have a little clip from DMX's song "Move, Get out tha way". Third would be "You're a stupid mutha f**ker". And fourth would be "Uh can you drive in your own lane please....stupid @ss".

I have a bit of road rage....