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*ChrisCantSkate* · 01-22-2003, 10:13 AM

Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace

10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob

this site is funny... they even include "materical" to help you in the cause

01-22-2003, 10:13 AM	#1
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	top 10 reasons to masterbate for peace Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace 10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate 9. If I go blind they can't draft me 8. The walls need painting white anyway 7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind. 6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself 5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork 4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while 3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause 2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC? 1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob this site is funny... they even include "materical" to help you in the cause __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

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