My car

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Originally posted by cantdrive55
It's not too funny if you're the owner of the car. :(

Herer's the story: The blue/red/yellow marks on the door area are paintballs. While snowboarding one day, my car was shot 6 times in front of my house with paintballs. They dented the panels and left paint stains that wouldn't come off. The paintballs hit the rear 1/4 panel, driver's door, and front fender. Had to pay out of my pocket to get it fixed. The yellow and black crap above the rear wheel represents the eggs that were thrown at my car, and hit it, leaving a nasty mess, as I was walking out to it after leaving the movie theater that I used to work at, which is also pictured in the back of the drawing. I dunno how many of you have had to clean off egg at around 32 degree temperatures, the egg is a major PIA to get off, especially when it splatters over the entire front fender/hood area. The crap dropping on the hood, is just that, bird crap. Two stories for that one. 1) I was leaving my college campus one day, right after I had washed my car, and these damn birds that were sitting in a damn tree all decided to shit bomb my car at once. My car was COVERED in bird shit from the hood all the way to the back of the trunk lid...that was fun to clean off at the gas station. 2) While parked on campus, birds shit on the hood, I didn't wash it off in time since sometimes my car sits in the parking lot without me going out there for a day or two, and the shit ate the paint on my hood, which has yet to be fixed.

Pretty funny picture huh?

OMG, that's really bad. I can't believe the bad luck you've had with your car. People who mess with other people's rides are some of the lowest scum on earth