.:HSTuners::

Accord Man · 10-28-2002, 11:50 PM

1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces.

ShEaNy · 10-28-2002, 11:55 PM

OH MY GOD!! *runs for the hills screaming*

:o

Rob · 10-29-2002, 12:03 AM

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Originally posted by Accord Man
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

etc.?

a96710 · 10-29-2002, 12:05 AM

LOL......sick

94_AcCoRd_EX · 10-29-2002, 12:18 AM

Why did you have to post this?

:o

Rob · 10-29-2002, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by 94_AcCoRd_EX
Why did you have to post this?

:o

Maybe to reduce the risk of possibly touching penises?? jfwy AccordMan

ShEaNy · 10-29-2002, 12:24 AM

hey i know to wear gloves at all times now...and wash my hands CONSTANTLY lol

V8killimports · 10-29-2002, 12:32 AM

I had a question on #5.. are those hot girls masturbating?

ShEaNy · 10-29-2002, 12:34 AM

LOL^^

mylittlecivic · 10-29-2002, 12:56 AM

eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

10-29-2002, 01:26 AM

THANKS. I was about to goto bed....peacefully. Now this.

ebpda9 · 10-29-2002, 08:02 AM

lol, where do u find these ?

Whiteclipse99 · 10-29-2002, 10:58 AM

That stuff can't be too bad....I'm still alive!

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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

Is it me, or am I the only one confused with the numbers here? 11 women to 6 men? Somethings not right with that?

Rob · 10-29-2002, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Is it me, or am I the only one confused with the numbers here? 11 women to 6 men? Somethings not right with that?

It just means more men wash their hands Erin

*ChrisCantSkate* · 10-29-2002, 11:21 AM

women deny it

Accord Man · 10-29-2002, 11:21 AM

Stefan, got it in an E-mail..

Rob, you da man!

ebpda9 · 10-29-2002, 11:22 AM

deep very deep conversations

Rob · 10-29-2002, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by hondaman-iac
deep very deep conversations

true dat

Whiteclipse99 · 10-29-2002, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by AccordinStyle
It just means more men wash their hands Erin

Yeah right! That's like saying Ozzy Ozbourn never swears!(for lack of a better example)

Rob · 10-29-2002, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Whiteclipse99
Yeah right! That's like saying Ozzy Ozbourn never swears!

he doesn't

*Addict* · 10-29-2002, 04:02 PM

See why those obsessive compulsive people are the way they are. They've known about this stuff!!!!

10-29-2002, 04:14 PM

the 11 to 6 thing makes sense when you think about it. the male masturbating ritual tends to be a bit messier-requiring washing. i tried to put that as gently as i could. but it still sounds nasty as hell

10-29-2002, 04:18 PM

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5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

this proves girls are dirty... and thats the end of that chapter

10-29-2002, 05:14 PM

nice to know all these facts....

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Originally posted by mt.biker
this proves girls are dirty... and thats the end of that chapter

LMAO

DsBlu01CivEX · 10-29-2002, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Accord Man

2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

on average in a day my hands come into contact with way more than 15 penises....

hehe nah i'm just kidding....those were all really gross. and yes the lil bit of OC that is in me probably just got a lil worse.

Accord Man · 10-29-2002, 08:08 PM

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Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
on average in a day my hands come into contact with way more than 15 penises.... hehe nah i'm just kidding....those were all really gross. and yes the lil bit of OC that is in me probably just got a lil worse.

When I wrote number 2, I was thinking of you..

runs off to hiding spot..

slowEJ6 · 10-29-2002, 08:32 PM

welp, im not leaving the house ever again

10-28-2002, 11:50 PM	#1
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 43 Posts: 5,698	Yucky facts! 1. During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine. 2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.) 3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. 4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept! 5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands. 7. In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket. 8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. 9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases. 10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

10-29-2002, 08:02 AM	#12
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	lol, where do u find these ? __________________

10-29-2002, 11:21 AM	#15
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 41 Posts: 9,662	women deny it __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

10-29-2002, 11:21 AM	#16
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 43 Posts: 5,698	Stefan, got it in an E-mail.. Rob, you da man! __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

10-29-2002, 11:22 AM	#17
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	deep very deep conversations __________________

10-28-2002, 11:55 PM	#2
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	OH MY GOD!! runs for the hills screaming :o

10-29-2002, 12:05 AM	#4
a96710 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Vancouver, Wa Age: 44 Posts: 1,454	LOL......sick

10-29-2002, 12:18 AM	#5
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Why did you have to post this? :o __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

10-29-2002, 12:24 AM	#7
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	hey i know to wear gloves at all times now...and wash my hands CONSTANTLY lol

10-29-2002, 12:32 AM	#8
V8killimports Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Beale AFB, CA Posts: 1,377	I had a question on #5.. are those hot girls masturbating?

10-29-2002, 12:34 AM	#9
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	LOL^^

10-29-2002, 01:26 AM	#11
juvenile Posts: n/a	THANKS. I was about to goto bed....peacefully. Now this.

10-29-2002, 04:14 PM	#22
monkut Posts: n/a	the 11 to 6 thing makes sense when you think about it. the male masturbating ritual tends to be a bit messier-requiring washing. i tried to put that as gently as i could. but it still sounds nasty as hell

10-29-2002, 08:32 PM	#27
slowEJ6 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Oviedo, FL Age: 43 Posts: 3,195	welp, im not leaving the house ever again

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