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10-02-2002, 07:25 PM
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The birds and the bees
A father asks his 10-year-old son if he knows about the birds and the bees. I don't want to know; the child says, bursting into tears. Promise me you won't tell me.
Confused, the father asks what'swrong. Oh, dad, the boy sobs. When I was six, I got the 'There's no Santa speech'. At seven, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no tooth fairy' speech. If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.
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10-02-2002, 07:28 PM
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 I've heard that one before but it's still pretty funny..... |
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10-02-2002, 07:29 PM
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yah i sorta figured that it was old....but eh I got a good laugh out of it today when I got home from a long day at work...
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10-02-2002, 07:31 PM
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haha, I haven't heard that one
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10-02-2002, 07:58 PM
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lol, nice one
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10-02-2002, 08:38 PM
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lol good one
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10-02-2002, 10:26 PM
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LOL its new to me!
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10-02-2002, 10:28 PM
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nice.....
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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10-02-2002, 10:52 PM
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LOl, thank you for this moment of laughter..
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10-02-2002, 11:23 PM
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am i missing something ? do birds and bees stand for something in english ?
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10-02-2002, 11:26 PM
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10-02-2002, 11:27 PM
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LMAO
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10-02-2002, 11:49 PM
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10-02-2002, 11:59 PM
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10-03-2002, 12:23 AM
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did the father then have anal sex with the little boy is what im' wondering, mabye he was a priest or something
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10-03-2002, 05:04 AM
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10-03-2002, 09:46 PM
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agreed...no bootstrap I don't believe that the dad was a priest....you read WAY too into that!!!
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10-03-2002, 11:09 PM
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you have to learn to read inbetween the lines, there may be some insight between those 2 white mountains!
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