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MissJDM · 12-30-2005, 10:02 PM

I'm usually not one to post jokes, but this was in my mailbox today...and I actually thought of your guys.

Why Men Die First

Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for
centuries, but now we know:
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist;
if you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there's never any time
for her; if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; if
you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of
her, that is favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, it's
equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; if
you keep quiet its male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; if she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a
pervert; if you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist; if you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain; if you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you've done something; if you don't, you're not
thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself; if
you aren't you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
Men die first because they want to.
___________

Yet you guys still love, adore and want us!

IALuder · 12-30-2005, 10:40 PM

lol, there is some truth to that.

CD5Passion · 12-31-2005, 03:11 AM

haha good stuff a lot of it is true

thermal · 12-31-2005, 06:09 AM

I gave up a long time ago...... fuk it.......... women are always right!

*pdiggitydogg* · 01-02-2006, 05:40 PM

You figured it out!

Robert · 01-03-2006, 10:11 AM

I laughed, its funny and true.

Racing Rice · 01-03-2006, 10:37 AM

Sadly, all of it is all to true.

Being married will make you realize it more then ever.

TVA · 01-03-2006, 03:24 PM

And where did you find that e-mail, missy?

12-30-2005, 10:02 PM	#1
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 39 Posts: 2,244	Why Men Die First... I'm usually not one to post jokes, but this was in my mailbox today...and I actually thought of your guys. Why Men Die First Why men die first is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries, but now we know: If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; if you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; if you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism; if she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; if you keep quiet its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp; if you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist; if she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; if she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; if you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist; if you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain; if you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you've done something; if you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself; if you aren't you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired; if you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. Men die first because they want to. ___________ Yet you guys still love, adore and want us! __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

12-30-2005, 10:40 PM	#2
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	lol, there is some truth to that. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

12-31-2005, 03:11 AM	#3
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	haha good stuff a lot of it is true __________________

12-31-2005, 06:09 AM	#4
thermal Banning Machine Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: My Garage, Va. Posts: 5,547	I gave up a long time ago...... fuk it.......... women are always right! __________________ Project Teg Visit the Turbo Forum

01-03-2006, 10:37 AM	#7
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	Sadly, all of it is all to true. Being married will make you realize it more then ever. __________________ Racing Rice

01-02-2006, 05:40 PM	#5
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 42 Posts: 10,579	You figured it out!

01-03-2006, 10:11 AM	#6
Robert R-Tard Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 612	I laughed, its funny and true.

01-03-2006, 03:24 PM	#8
TVA Parked Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Southern Oregon Age: 39 Posts: 1	And where did you find that e-mail, missy? __________________ ...drift it...

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