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10-03-2005, 12:11 AM
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Drunkenology 101
(Drunk Term = Sober Translation)
I LOVE This Song! = I KNOW This Song! Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me. Man, I’m hungry = Man, if I don’t eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar…again. You’re really pretty = I’m going to be ashamed of it tomorrow but tonight is all about instant gratification, honey. Want to watch a movie? = Want to come over to my room for some extremely creepy back rubbing and some equally disturbing neck-nibbling? I’m soooo drunk = I’m planting a seed in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight. I just, like, want to help animals, ya know? = I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know? You’re my best friend, man = You’re my only friend in arm’s reach right now and I need someone to pay for this shot, man. I don’t want to ruin the friendship = You’re a nice girl but you’re very heavy and I’d rather pretend I value our friendship than spend tomorrow dreaming up ways to kill myself. This is the BEST night of my LIFE! = This is the BEST night of my WEEKEND! Let’s take a walk, this bar is crowded = I prefer my handjobs outdoors. I’m totally fine, dude = I’m totally going to be needing a toilet or bucket in about five minutes, dude. What’s up, Bro? = What’s up, guy-who’s-name-I-can’t-ever-remember? Who wants to dance? = Who wants to watch me stumble around the party, waving my arms, spilling my drink and pile-driving my genitals into anything wearing a skirt? Hey, did you get the notes from Bio? = Hey, I’m going to ask you about class because I’m too scared to ask you out. I had, like, ten beers before I even came out = I'm, like, the kind of guy that lies about how much I drink. Dude, I didn’t even make it out of the dorms last night! = Dude, my girlfriend made me stay in and watch the Gilmore Girls season 1 DVD with her last night This list is funny as hell!!!!
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A very good quote : " I have many vices in my life, and those keep me from perfection, and not being perfect makes me a human being with morals" -Anonymous |
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10-03-2005, 12:19 AM
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lol, some of those were good.
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10-03-2005, 02:59 AM
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Re: Drunkenology 101
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 Ah, I love my girls.
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10-03-2005, 03:28 AM
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Funny how I've said some of those...espically the watch a movie one hahahahah
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10-03-2005, 05:30 PM
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i use the watch a movie on a regular bases.
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10-07-2005, 10:56 PM
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I hate those fucking Gilmore Girls. I hope their kids are born retarded. |
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