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07-23-2005, 01:09 AM
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strippers are awseomeeeee
haha hi went to a party tonight with strippers and shit.. it was awesome.. at first i was all nervous and shit because it was thefirst time with strippers but as the night got later and i got drunker i was grabbin' all kinds of shit.. for the first half they keep the panties on and dance all over you.. then they auction the panties off and are completely nbaked and dance all over you.. i had pussy all in my face.. it was for the win
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07-23-2005, 03:32 AM
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Strippers are professional cockteasers. I went to a strip club after my 18th b-day. It was boring as shit. So many fucking rules. My brother had 2 strippers at his bachelor party and...well...I don't count them 'cause they looked really trashy. Bottom line...If I'm not going to sleep with a chick, there's not much point in seeing her naked (in person, anyway...porn is a whole other story).
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07-23-2005, 10:38 AM
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07-23-2005, 11:43 AM
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I don't care, it was an opportunity for me to get drunk and see titties. I had a good time.
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07-23-2005, 12:56 PM
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Re: strippers are awseomeeeee
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BWAHAHAHAHAH holy shit..that post made my day... So funny... yes..strippers are fun....
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07-23-2005, 08:52 PM
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strippers are ok..i have quite a few stories with strippers
for one... out of my group of friends, 7 of us have had sex with a stripper lmao my buddy broke up a relationship between 2 bisexual stripper ladies same buddy also got beat up in a strip bar by 5 strippers because of breaking up the relationship i had a stripper come to my house after a nite at the bar and she wanted to screw me and 3 of my friends..she was on speed..she was VERY weird lol |
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07-23-2005, 08:57 PM
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rofl that is funnnnnnnny shit
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07-23-2005, 10:50 PM
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We be at da mercy of da sea! arghhh
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07-23-2005, 10:54 PM
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strippers = EXTREEEEMMMMMMEEEEEEEE
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07-24-2005, 04:51 AM
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speaking of strippers, my wife and i went to a strip club last night and she bought me a lap dance.
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07-24-2005, 01:28 PM
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Atta boy
The only reason why strippers have so much power over men is cause they are naked. And I love naked women...and naked women love me!
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07-24-2005, 01:35 PM
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^^^the last part ain't true
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07-24-2005, 01:49 PM
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FUCK!!! 
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