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Old 02-07-2005, 01:10 AM   #1
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A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity".

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No shit?"
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Old 02-07-2005, 01:27 AM   #2
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Where are these jokes coming from?
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Old 02-07-2005, 01:29 AM   #3
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lol sounds right
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Old 02-07-2005, 06:00 AM   #4
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heh.. thats great
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