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				top ten reason why cars are better then women
			 
			Here they are, in no particular order:  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			1.When they bitch, you can just turn them off. 2.When they misbehave, you can beat them legally. 3.You can get them in all shapes and sizes and they still look good. 4.You can turn them on with nothing more than a key. 5.The things you buy them also make you happy. 6.They only go where you tell them. 7.They only ask for a little tlc, gas, and a good wash 8.They are better when they are retarded. 9.They don't talk 10.You can own more than one. 
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			93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit. Last edited by IALuder : 10-13-2004 at 03:35 PM.  | 
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		 shouldnt it be top ten reasons cars are better than women? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i changed it and didnt work. look at the top of the list. its right but the title isnt. i dont get it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.  | 
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		 thats weird. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
	lol, 5.The things you buy them also make you happy. half the crap i buy my GF is a waste of money IMO.  | 
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	5.The things you buy them also make you happy. 6.They only go where you tell them.  | 
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		 Hey! Am I going to have to start a list about you guys??   
		
	
		
		
		
		
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	Does the noise in my head bother you??  | 
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 fixed but it's pretty much what i was telling ben a while ago ![]() 
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		 hahaah true 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I think i have seen this list b4?:o 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 i dare ya   
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				Re: top ten reason why cars are better then women
			 
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 hahha, I figured one of you guys would have listed that. A lot of you listed that your girlfriends don't appreciate the gifts you buy..wait wait, I appreciate what my boyfriend buys me, I thought this was normal. lol 
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