.:HSTuners::

ebpda9 · 07-29-2004, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
its true. a pack of socks only last a month around here.

so you use them and then use the socks for sexual favors ? you are one weird mofo

IALuder · 07-30-2004, 07:26 AM

GT40FIED · 07-31-2004, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
so you use them and then use the socks for sexual favors ? you are one weird mofo

Ditto on that one.

Rob · 07-31-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
its true. a pack of socks only last a month around here.

goo

CD5Passion · 07-31-2004, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
goo

took the words out of my mouth

IALuder · 07-31-2004, 05:30 PM

lol...ahahaha

ebpda9 · 08-01-2004, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
lol...ahahaha

sock molester, sockophile

jfwy

BlackWolf · 08-01-2004, 03:11 PM

I'll never be able think of those children's sock puppets in the same cute way again

.............sockaphile!

08-01-2004, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
its true. a pack of socks only last a month around here.

You honestly and truely use socks to masturbate with??? WOW.

Rob · 08-01-2004, 07:19 PM

For his sake I hope to GOD it's a tube sock and not one of those ankle things.....

ebpda9 · 08-01-2004, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AccordinStyle
For his sake I hope to GOD it's a tube sock and not one of those ankle things.....

if his fits why not ?

IALuder · 08-01-2004, 10:12 PM

hahahahha, im a sockaphile.

i have to use soccer socks.

08-02-2004, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
took the words out of my mouth

NO, took the word right outta his sock.

CD5Passion · 08-02-2004, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SolPol
NO, took the word right outta his sock.

*BLAARRRRRGG*

08-02-2004, 12:26 PM

Ah thank you

IALuder · 08-02-2004, 01:46 PM

08-02-2004, 07:57 PM

As the world turns...

Rob · 08-02-2004, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
*BLAARRRRRGG*

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

IALuder · 08-03-2004, 06:11 AM

oh k well enough about me and my sex life.

ebpda9 · 08-03-2004, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
oh k well enough about me and my sex life.

i am sorry buddy but you put this one onto yourself

08-03-2004, 11:23 AM

Nah man, how many times does he have to tell you? He puts it in his sock.

08-03-2004, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
oh k well enough about me and my sex life.

Aaawww...he he he

IALuder · 08-03-2004, 08:09 PM

i know, but i was the only one who answered the question honestly. its all good. i can take like i dish it.

08-03-2004, 08:11 PM

Ok...so i'll answer this question as well...I never use any object to masturbate...

IALuder · 08-04-2004, 12:44 AM

dont lie now. sometime in everyones life the use an odd object for masterbation.

CD5Passion · 08-04-2004, 03:35 AM

i would have to disagree, I have yet to use anything other than my hand.

GT40FIED · 08-04-2004, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
i would have to disagree, I have yet to use anything other than my hand.

You forgot your boyfriend's mouth. HAHA! Seriously though...it's different with chicks. I've never met one who never used some sort of foreign object or toy.

08-04-2004, 02:19 PM

My girlfriend never did.

'Til yesterday

CD5Passion · 08-04-2004, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
You forgot your boyfriend's mouth. HAHA!

Violent Apathy · 08-04-2004, 07:52 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

CD5Passion · 08-04-2004, 08:03 PM

shhh dont tell everyone our secret, ahahah

even thinking about it makes me sick

08-04-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
dont lie now. sometime in everyones life the use an odd object for masterbation.

Seriously...I've never used any object to masturbate with...Im not that horny...

ebpda9 · 08-04-2004, 10:28 PM

next topic: how far can you shoot

IALuder · 08-04-2004, 10:30 PM

well, when i use socks sometimes ill get whats known as athletes wang. man it itches like bitch. worst thing ever to get. almost as bad as crabs.

but in a new topic sence. how far can you sploog? i can hit at least 4 feet. with the normal extended arch. on a good day, man i can place it pretty far.

ebpda9 · 08-04-2004, 10:31 PM

lol, is that with sock and everything ?

IALuder · 08-04-2004, 10:33 PM

well when im using the sock, the sploog never really goes anywhere. the sock acts like a condom. but if i havent beat off for like 3 days then use a sock. it will fly threw the sock and get atleast 3 and half feet.

CD5Passion · 08-05-2004, 04:17 AM

STEFAN! what the hell are you thinking asking these questions!?!
but really has anyone actually pulled out a measuring tape and marked the distance, sounds like a Olympic Event, lol "and up to the sploog distance event, SF"

GT40FIED · 08-05-2004, 04:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
sounds like a Olympic Event

That's why I'm maintaining my amatuer status. I've medaled.

CD5Passion · 08-05-2004, 04:36 AM

Violent Apathy · 08-05-2004, 04:49 AM

.......................
Damn you Stefan...

07-30-2004, 07:26 AM	#962
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	lol __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

07-31-2004, 05:30 PM	#966
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	lol...ahahaha __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-01-2004, 03:11 PM	#968
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	I'll never be able think of those children's sock puppets in the same cute way again .............sockaphile! __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

08-01-2004, 10:12 PM	#972
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	hahahahha, im a sockaphile. i have to use soccer socks. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-02-2004, 01:46 PM	#976
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	lol __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-02-2004, 07:57 PM	#977
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	As the world turns...

08-03-2004, 06:11 AM	#979
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	oh k well enough about me and my sex life. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-03-2004, 11:23 AM	#981
SolPol Posts: n/a	Nah man, how many times does he have to tell you? He puts it in his sock.

08-03-2004, 08:09 PM	#983
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	i know, but i was the only one who answered the question honestly. its all good. i can take like i dish it. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-03-2004, 08:11 PM	#984
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	Ok...so i'll answer this question as well...I never use any object to masturbate...

08-04-2004, 12:44 AM	#985
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	dont lie now. sometime in everyones life the use an odd object for masterbation. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-04-2004, 03:35 AM	#986
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	i would have to disagree, I have yet to use anything other than my hand. __________________

08-04-2004, 02:19 PM	#988
SolPol Posts: n/a	My girlfriend never did. 'Til yesterday

08-04-2004, 07:52 PM	#990
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 41 Posts: 1,255	HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

08-04-2004, 08:03 PM	#991
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	shhh dont tell everyone our secret, ahahah even thinking about it makes me sick __________________

08-04-2004, 10:28 PM	#993
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	next topic: how far can you shoot __________________

08-04-2004, 10:30 PM	#994
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	well, when i use socks sometimes ill get whats known as athletes wang. man it itches like bitch. worst thing ever to get. almost as bad as crabs. but in a new topic sence. how far can you sploog? i can hit at least 4 feet. with the normal extended arch. on a good day, man i can place it pretty far. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-04-2004, 10:31 PM	#995
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	lol, is that with sock and everything ? __________________

08-04-2004, 10:33 PM	#996
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	well when im using the sock, the sploog never really goes anywhere. the sock acts like a condom. but if i havent beat off for like 3 days then use a sock. it will fly threw the sock and get atleast 3 and half feet. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

08-05-2004, 04:17 AM	#997
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	STEFAN! what the hell are you thinking asking these questions!?! but really has anyone actually pulled out a measuring tape and marked the distance, sounds like a Olympic Event, lol "and up to the sploog distance event, SF" __________________

08-05-2004, 04:36 AM	#999
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	HAH __________________

08-05-2004, 04:49 AM	#1000
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 41 Posts: 1,255	....................... Damn you Stefan... __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

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