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Old 03-05-2004, 02:04 PM   #1
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question for other guys of size

Simple question... when I am erect, if I am standing up, it doesn't point fully out, like it isn't parallel w/ the ground. I am thinking this is bc its too big/heavy to be supported... this topic kinda sucks for other guys to think about , but I figured I'd ask it anyways...
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:19 PM   #2
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..........and you're complaining about.............???
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Old 03-05-2004, 02:51 PM   #3
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..........and you're complaining about.............???


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Old 03-05-2004, 03:10 PM   #4
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You just need to work it out more! I lift beach towls with mine.
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Old 03-05-2004, 03:21 PM   #5
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You just need to work it out more! I lift beach towls with mine.


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Old 03-05-2004, 04:08 PM   #6
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You just need to work it out more! I lift beach towls with mine.


Now THAT would be impressive if the towel was wet.......



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Old 03-05-2004, 04:57 PM   #7
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DAMN... a wet towel... WTF. I can do like curls with my boxers hangin. Never tried a towel, will try though. As far as angle I'd have to say I'm about 45 degrees.
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Old 03-05-2004, 05:09 PM   #8
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OMFG WHY OH WHY DID I CLICK THIS THREAD?~!?!?! lmfao
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mines on a 87degree angle

i can pick up bananas with it
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Old 03-06-2004, 06:08 PM   #9
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Wet towel? Much more impressive if you can pick up chicks with it.

Are you saying that, when erect, you dangle?

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Old 03-06-2004, 11:28 PM   #10
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:13 AM   #11
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Ya i kinda have to ask thats gettin pretty acurate howd ya get a 87 degree angle and then the ne4xt question is that parrel to the ground or is it like pointin at your face lol now that would be freaky
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Old 03-07-2004, 12:47 AM   #12
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i was kidding LOL

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Old 03-07-2004, 03:16 AM   #13
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my name is ben

and my penis is only 1.5 inches hard.
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Old 03-07-2004, 08:02 PM   #14
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Re: question for other guys of size

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Simple question... when I am erect, if I am standing up, it doesn't point fully out, like it isn't parallel w/ the ground. I am thinking this is bc its too big/heavy to be supported... this topic kinda sucks for other guys to think about , but I figured I'd ask it anyways...


Dude...I've got the same issue. But Racing Rice is actually right...you can work it out to strengthen the tendins that help hold it upwards. I can lift a towel...never tried a wet one (note to self...). I wouldn't sweat it...just work it out a little.
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Old 03-07-2004, 10:35 PM   #15
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GT40FIED: Ok, so you'de probably know the most here.....really, are you talking parallel to the ground or pointing to the ground? When erect, my love wand points up, like 160 degrees relative to the ground ( a gues on the angle, no protractor involved), but I must admit I am surprised to hear of an angle of the dangle while erect pointing to the ground.

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Old 03-07-2004, 10:49 PM   #16
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Well, myself it's right about parallel to the ground...maybe at like a 100 degree angle. But then again I've got fairly good muscle development. I think Highlander is saying his points at more or maybe a 80 degree angle or something of the like. Any more than that and it wouldn't be good. I've seen porns with guys with (no joke) wangs about 13" or 14" long and about as big around as a fucking baseball bat (hey Blackwolf...any takers?) who didn't hang more than about 70 or 80 degrees in relation to the ground. So for a guy considerably smaller to do so would not be good. Make sense?

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Old 03-07-2004, 10:54 PM   #17
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Old 03-13-2004, 11:19 AM   #18
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shiiiiiiiiii... when i go to the gym.. it's not to work out my body..

lets just say i can max out the weights
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Old 03-28-2004, 07:57 PM   #19
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ok about all these angles.....the 160 would be touching like your stomach....because parrallel to the ground ( assuming that it is level) is 0 degrees.....and 90 would be straight up....get the picture? mines pretty level with the ground....maybe a little lower than level (dangly)
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Old 03-28-2004, 08:04 PM   #20
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dong?

lol hmm interesting thread, i got a question for ya all, when you are flacid (not erect) which way does it hang, to the left or to the right? mine hangs to the left and when it doesn't it irritates me (especially when i drive).
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Old 03-28-2004, 08:07 PM   #21
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LMAo..mine usually goes to the left...so i try to swtich it up every now nd then hahahah
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Old 03-28-2004, 09:08 PM   #22
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I don't know about y'all, but I can curl a paint can with mine.
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Old 03-28-2004, 10:58 PM   #23
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i can curl 2 wet towels side by side easily.
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Old 04-02-2004, 01:47 AM   #24
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i can curl 2 wet towels side by side easily.

So glad we banned you
Anyway...It's all about the tendons and muscles before your penis I was told.
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