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09-17-2003, 01:56 PM
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THE GENERAL
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Did God make a mistake?
The Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.' " After casting about for a suitable pearl, He kept messing around and created a girl. Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. Two lovely hips to increase his desire, And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. It was made for a man, just to make his heart sing....... Then he added a mouth and ruined the whole ****ing thing.
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09-17-2003, 03:07 PM
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Repost Wagon
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that's the greatest thing i ever heard all day.
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09-17-2003, 03:27 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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LOL thank you i needed that today
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09-17-2003, 03:48 PM
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Insomniac Moderator
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Muahahaha
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09-18-2003, 02:30 AM
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girls do talk to much
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09-18-2003, 06:46 AM
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that's sexist but it's still funny as hell
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09-18-2003, 08:20 AM
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That was hilarious!!
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and I agree.  Glad I'm not one of them!
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09-18-2003, 08:52 AM
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La Loba Loca
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09-18-2003, 12:50 PM
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Here's one.
After God created Eve, Adam was talking to God about her: Adam: God, why did you make Eve so kind, caring, nice, and beautiful? God: So you would love everything about her. Adam: Why did you make her so stupid? God: So she would love everything about you. |
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09-18-2003, 01:20 PM
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How about, when God was just about done with Adam and Eve he looked into his bag and said, I have two things left. First is the ability to pee standing up. Adam said, me me I have to have it. Eve said whatever and God said ok. Then Eve said, so what do I get. And God said, multiple orgasms.
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09-19-2003, 01:15 AM
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LMAO all three were good!
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09-19-2003, 02:50 PM
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AHAhahahaAHAHHHaHAHahah!
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