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10-29-2002, 08:34 AM
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Repost Wagon
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30 Mean Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Awww, it's so cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.
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10-29-2002, 10:07 AM
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THE GENERAL
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oh so cruel..
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10-29-2002, 11:32 AM
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I bet Denise used a few of those before :o
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10-29-2002, 11:50 AM
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man...those are wrong on so many levels...
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10-29-2002, 01:35 PM
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Talk about a way to kill a guy's self esteem :o
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10-29-2002, 02:17 PM
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Ouch
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10-29-2002, 02:33 PM
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Hahaha....
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10-29-2002, 02:40 PM
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lol... good ones, i'd cry if i ever herd any of those
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10-29-2002, 07:08 PM
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you're dam lucky you live so far away lil man!!! I'd never actually say that in front of a guy (maybe if I were talkin to Erin I'd say some of those  ) but NEVER actually to his face. There are more important things!
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10-29-2002, 07:57 PM
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oh i didn't like reading that. If a girl ever said something like that there would only be one thing to do
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10-29-2002, 08:36 PM
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only one thing to do? you can say youd cry, its ok.
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10-29-2002, 08:44 PM
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10-30-2002, 01:35 AM
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lol..ouch..i to would cry..like a little girl...lol
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10-30-2002, 09:29 AM
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my goodness gentlemen...there are more important things to women than the size of your penis! And any girl that would say any of that to your face isn't worth your time. There is no need to cry like lil girls.
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10-30-2002, 09:40 AM
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4th Gear
Join Date: Oct 2002
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lofl i love it!
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