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06-19-2002, 06:00 PM
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On going interactive story
Ok, this is a game I played on other boards.
It basically turns out to be a fudged up story in the end. The way it works is I add 1-2 lines put ... at the end. The next person continues from my lines by having ... in beginning and end. You can say whatever you like. It doesn't have to be realistic. Actually the less realistic and the more fudged up it is, the funnier. Ok I'll start I was cruising in my Lambhorgini Diablo on the streets of Manhatten when all of a sudden... |
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06-19-2002, 06:07 PM
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i down shift in first gear as I.....
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06-19-2002, 06:10 PM
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Turned the corner doing 60 then...
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06-19-2002, 08:43 PM
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...I stomped on the gas because my girlfriend was screaming since she saw...
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06-19-2002, 08:52 PM
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mel gibson chatting with some friends on the corner. she told me to...
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06-19-2002, 09:44 PM
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Moo.
...call the rabbi because a white rhino was charging at mel...
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06-19-2002, 11:01 PM
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...with the cheese burger and the bandana...
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06-19-2002, 11:13 PM
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...then Mel waved the bandana at the rhino like a matador as the rabbi...
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06-19-2002, 11:33 PM
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said, "Mel I am your brother's uncle's friend's goat milker", and as he was saying it...
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06-19-2002, 11:53 PM
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...the white rhino ran over a hooker on the corner and then started charging at the diablo when...
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06-20-2002, 12:23 AM
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... i pushed the button to transform the car into...
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06-20-2002, 12:43 AM
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a giant mighty morphin power...
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06-20-2002, 04:13 AM
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ranger! *power ranger music plays in the background*.......
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06-20-2002, 07:22 AM
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*teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, tanananana tanana!*, but then all of a sudden...
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06-20-2002, 08:42 AM
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this cutie girl starts waving at me like she knows me, my girl beside me turns to me and.....
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06-20-2002, 08:52 AM
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says "You f*ck my night up I'ma f*ck up your day
Bullet with your name, sendin it your way {*clack*}" right before... |
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06-20-2002, 10:06 AM
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...the Mighty Morphin Power Ranger saved the prostitute (for later); meanwhile,...
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06-20-2002, 10:08 AM
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...back at the ranch...
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06-21-2002, 03:20 PM
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Moo.
....the farmer noticed his rhino was missing so he hopped on his magic flying banjo and...
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06-21-2002, 05:40 PM
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..flew down to Vegas. He decided to stop into the 7-11 chapel and almost fell off his magic flying banjo when he saw..
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06-21-2002, 07:40 PM
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a drop dead gorgeous looking pig, so he said...
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06-21-2002, 08:02 PM
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..."Ima gonna get married to that pig by none other than the King himself."(lands the flying magic banjo)...
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06-22-2002, 11:56 PM
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...but first he takes out $600 and sends it to TruHeel for shocks and springs, and then he....
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06-23-2002, 12:34 AM
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..realizes Tru's car needs a lot more than $600 of work. So instead he gets Tru..
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06-23-2002, 12:43 AM
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pictures of julie's car, so they can both have a good laugh, and then..
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06-23-2002, 12:52 AM
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...Tru gets run over by a black civic w/ NY plates going 100+ mph, and meanwhile...
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06-23-2002, 11:13 AM
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 ... Across the country in sunny California.. |
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06-23-2002, 04:23 PM
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...the farmer's ex-wife gets wind of his desire to marry a rather sexy pig while driving her brand new Ferarri...
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06-23-2002, 07:15 PM
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.. she realizes she is better off without that dirty farmer! So she heads looking for a good..
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06-23-2002, 09:13 PM
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..looking ass (a donkey! a donkey!). While crusing the local farms, she stumbles across a young girl sitting on a tree stump crying uncontrollably...
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06-23-2002, 10:04 PM
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.. the woman confronts the young girl and the girl tells her she's crying because she got a call from her ex-....
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06-23-2002, 10:33 PM
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...parents. See, she divorced them when she was 5 because she was makin all the money in the family picking...
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06-24-2002, 12:06 AM
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...up guys on the corner of Main and Cherry St, so she gets in the car and they...
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06-24-2002, 12:53 AM
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.. pick up some male hookers and decide they want to..
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06-24-2002, 01:13 AM
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...go to taco bell to get a double beef taco and a baja chalupa, and then...
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