You know you're a ricer if.....

[ebpda9]

You find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, duh" after EVERY race.
You drive a 4 door `type R`.
Your gumby pants make it hard to shift.
More than 2 of your mods involve hiding what your car really is.
You have stickers that even most Asians dont understand.
You have stickers for parts you dont have.
You refer to 50hp as the `big shot`.
Your car has so much camber it can drive on its side.
When you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter.
Your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter.
You have `power by` anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer.
Birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees.
You sell crack for the image... not the money.
You have `N/T` polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
You will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs.
You can`t race uphills.
You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in.
You brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in.
Your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars.
You spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car.
You go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin.
Your tach is bigger than your head.
You have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic.
You refuse to race because it`s a "show car".
Your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip.
At Autocross events you don`t participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
You have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager.
You brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
Your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose.
Your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine

hahahhhaha i've seen that before but still good!

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

hehe, didn't somebody just post this? Maybe it was on a different board.

[ebpda9]

i guess so. well i needed few more post to go above 1900, but beware 2000 by sunday :o

[ChrisCantSkate]

if you made any body parts for your car
if you think intake and a muffler makes you fast
if your rims wiegh more than you do
if your rims were bought at wal mart
you had to rent your wing from NASA

[mylittlecivic]

yeah i saw it before i think someone posted a link to the site it was on before its funy.

ya still funny even though i've read it before.

[DsBlu01CivEX]

ok damn i was the ONLY one that never read that before. Shush I live in PA...we don't get too much stuff this way!

Still pretty damn funny the second time around

you could drive a four door type R, the accord type r

thats funny