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drdingo21 · 12-13-2004, 02:19 PM

About 2 weeks ago, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the shopping mall entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill.

Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family.

Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.

Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.

The boy said, "I did."

"And nobody came to help you?" I wondered.

The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head.

"How loud did you scream?" I inquired.

The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me..."

I realized then that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my truck.

ebpda9 · 12-13-2004, 02:36 PM

lmao. that was a good joke.

CD5Passion · 12-13-2004, 05:30 PM

thats just fucked up

Violent Apathy · 12-13-2004, 05:35 PM

OH man that is fucked up. I loved it.

RxGoaT13 · 12-13-2004, 07:16 PM

Haha.thats horrible.

*AzCivic* · 12-13-2004, 07:37 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was too good!

12-13-2004, 08:48 PM

That's terrible...I wanna cry...ha ha ha.

Fatal070 · 12-13-2004, 09:08 PM

Damn, that is really f***ing wrong. good joke though

Mischief · 12-13-2004, 09:29 PM

that's wrong but so funny at the same time

ShEaNy · 12-14-2004, 09:14 PM

LOL funny

..yet sorta sad

:o

mavaaoife · 12-14-2004, 09:43 PM

dude thats just wrong.. funny though

MissJDM · 12-14-2004, 11:48 PM

Whoa, I thought it was a true story and the outcome was positive because you had done something great to help him..and I thought to myself as I was reading, "man, drdingo is was effing cool.."

Then I read the rest. It's funny, but still, the happy ending would have been better

.

Violent Apathy · 12-15-2004, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissJDM
Then I read the rest. It's funny, but still, the happy ending would have been better .

No it wouldn't have. the only way it coulda been better was if it had some super violent brain exploding ending....prefferably involving ninjas.

drdingo21 · 12-15-2004, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Violent Apathy
No it wouldn't have. the only way it coulda been better was if it had some super violent brain exploding ending....prefferably involving ninjas.

I ran over a kitten making my get away.

If that helps.

Quote:

Whoa, I thought it was a true story and the outcome was positive because you had done something great to help him..and I thought to myself as I was reading, "man, drdingo is was effing cool.."

Then I read the rest. It's funny, but still, the happy ending would have been better .

Miss JDM, I am cool

ShEaNy · 12-15-2004, 10:59 AM

lol^^:o

VR4_Craver · 12-15-2004, 11:59 AM

Sad thing is that he would actually do that......that bastard has not a moral fiber in his body.....HEARTLESS I TELL YOU!

Violent Apathy · 12-15-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drdingo21
I ran over a kitten making my get away.

If that helps.

Yes. Yes that does help.

MissJDM · 12-15-2004, 09:57 PM

Man, I wish we had a NINJA smiley icon. That'd be the freakin chit.

mmm. Ninja.
mmmx2 ninja turtles!

12-13-2004, 02:19 PM	#1
drdingo21 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Elkhart, IN Age: 42 Posts: 1,642	A story for the Season About 2 weeks ago, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the shopping mall entrance. As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill. Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand. Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family. Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night. Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I did." "And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head. "How loud did you scream?" I inquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me..." I realized then that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help. So I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my truck.

12-13-2004, 02:36 PM	#2
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	lmao. that was a good joke. __________________

12-13-2004, 05:30 PM	#3
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	thats just fucked up __________________

12-13-2004, 05:35 PM	#4
Violent Apathy Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Grafenwoehr, Germany Age: 41 Posts: 1,255	OH man that is fucked up. I loved it. __________________ Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special "There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005

12-13-2004, 07:16 PM	#5
RxGoaT13 4th Gear Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Modesto, CA Posts: 801	Haha.thats horrible. __________________ http://www.myspace.com/rxgoat13

12-13-2004, 07:37 PM	#6
AzCivic Moderator Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Az Age: 44 Posts: 3,804	aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was too good!

12-13-2004, 08:48 PM	#7
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	That's terrible...I wanna cry...ha ha ha.

12-13-2004, 09:08 PM	#8
Fatal070 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New Castle , Pa Age: 41 Posts: 1,299	Damn, that is really f***ing wrong. good joke though __________________

12-14-2004, 09:14 PM	#10
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	LOL funny..yet sorta sad :o

12-14-2004, 09:43 PM	#11
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 41 Posts: 1,486	dude thats just wrong.. funny though __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

12-14-2004, 11:48 PM	#12
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 39 Posts: 2,244	Whoa, I thought it was a true story and the outcome was positive because you had done something great to help him..and I thought to myself as I was reading, "man, drdingo is was effing cool.." Then I read the rest. It's funny, but still, the happy ending would have been better . __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

12-15-2004, 10:59 AM	#15
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	lol^^:o

12-15-2004, 11:59 AM	#16
VR4_Craver Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The stixx Age: 39 Posts: 1,550	Sad thing is that he would actually do that......that bastard has not a moral fiber in his body.....HEARTLESS I TELL YOU! __________________ me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao

12-15-2004, 09:57 PM	#18
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 39 Posts: 2,244	Man, I wish we had a NINJA smiley icon. That'd be the freakin chit. mmm. Ninja. mmmx2 ninja turtles! __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

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