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04-29-2004, 03:26 PM
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Letter To A Mother
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a
letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend; I know how upset you will be but I am truly happy. I have found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it to sell to support ourselves and our children. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit f! or I know you will want to get to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm over at Sarah's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk drawer . I love you |
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04-29-2004, 04:22 PM
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HHAAHAHAHAHA, thats awesome!!!
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04-29-2004, 06:10 PM
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lol, that's an oldie
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04-29-2004, 06:18 PM
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I think it's time for a new section in the forum "Kool-Aid's Joke corner"
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04-29-2004, 06:36 PM
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lol i was gonna say thats really messed up but nice one. Pulling pranks on your parents can be fun... sometimes
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04-29-2004, 06:39 PM
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hehe, not bad
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04-29-2004, 06:54 PM
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my mom would f*ckin kill me to this day if I did some shit like that. Sure it'd be fun to do....but she'd kill me!
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04-29-2004, 07:04 PM
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You know what, making my own section would be a great idea...
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