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12-16-2002, 04:18 PM
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4th Gear
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: York, Pa
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Vacuum cleaner salesman (joke)
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "F*** off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a f***ing good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."
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12-16-2002, 04:22 PM
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12-16-2002, 05:52 PM
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12-16-2002, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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LMAO that's messed up
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12-16-2002, 08:41 PM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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LMAO, great
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12-16-2002, 08:52 PM
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Thought Police
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: orlando florida
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bahahhaha... owned
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12-16-2002, 11:30 PM
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LMAO omg...that was hillarious
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12-17-2002, 02:25 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Northwest
Age: 40
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LOL that sounds just like my grandma! j/k My grandma would shoe him out and then start the b*tching
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