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Old 03-30-2004, 09:04 PM   #1
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Exercise

It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise,
but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent............................2187 Calories


OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands.................................8 Calories
With one hand...................................12 Calories
With your teeth.................................485 Calories



PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection..................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories


POSITIONS:
Missionary........................................ .12 Calories
69 lying down...................................78 Calories
69 standing up..................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow....................................216 Calories
Doggy Style......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier.............................2912 Calories


ORGASMS:
Real........................................112 Calories
Fake............................................13 15 Calories


POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging...........................18 Calories
Getting up immediately.........................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.......816 Calories


GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years....................................124 Calories
50-59 years....................................1972 Calories
60-69 years....................................7916 Calories
70 and over....................................Results are still pending


DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly............................................ ........32 Calories
In a hurry............................................. ........98 Calories With her father knocking at the door...........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door............13,521 Calories


Results may vary.


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Old 03-30-2004, 09:09 PM   #2
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god damn. no wonder im so skinny and under weight. 142LBs.
i never knew it was actually GOOD for you.
fat people need not a diet but a lot more sex. which this also might mean obeastity is from people not getting enough.
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Old 03-30-2004, 09:27 PM   #3
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LMAO, thanks for my laugh tonight hahah
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Old 03-30-2004, 11:09 PM   #4
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I dont think so i anit gettin any and i way 135 arg o well ( dang religios girlfirend )
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Old 03-31-2004, 12:56 AM   #5
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haha thats great!
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Old 03-31-2004, 10:54 AM   #6
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Looks like my sexual calorie burn is 0 then.
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Old 03-31-2004, 11:48 AM   #7
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Right now same with me

hahaha
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Old 03-31-2004, 09:32 PM   #8
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Glad I'm able to burn calories other ways.
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Old 04-01-2004, 01:05 AM   #9
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Glad I'm able to burn calories other ways.

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