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Wren57 · 09-21-2005, 02:15 PM

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I
got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed
3 times.
> > >
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a

quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos

totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in,
and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got
away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock
cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Racing Rice · 09-21-2005, 02:27 PM

Thats great. I could picture my wife doing something that dumb.

ShEaNy · 09-21-2005, 02:35 PM

AHahahahah that was great

IALuder · 09-21-2005, 10:00 PM

yea, i could see my gf doing that.

ebpda9 · 09-22-2005, 11:05 AM

MissJDM · 09-25-2005, 10:36 PM

For some ironic reason, after reading that..I thought of Jessica Simpson. I know, weird.

09-21-2005, 02:15 PM	#1
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	"Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married! The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. > > > Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. ****.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted." __________________ yeah, its that big

09-21-2005, 02:27 PM	#2
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 46 Posts: 7,985	Thats great. I could picture my wife doing something that dumb. __________________ Racing Rice

09-21-2005, 10:00 PM	#4
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	yea, i could see my gf doing that. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

09-22-2005, 11:05 AM	#5
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	lmao __________________

09-25-2005, 10:36 PM	#6
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 39 Posts: 2,244	For some ironic reason, after reading that..I thought of Jessica Simpson. I know, weird. __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

09-21-2005, 02:35 PM	#3
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	AHahahahah that was great

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