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geography lessons
GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil. Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war and haunted by past mistakes. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled. After 70, she becomes Tibet. wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adenturous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there. GEOGRAPHY OF MEN Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
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LOL
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08-10-2004, 09:14 PM
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"Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now unpatrolled."
haha that just sounds funny. And that last one is a kick too 
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08-10-2004, 11:21 PM
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gotta say that was a good laugh!
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08-11-2004, 09:02 AM
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 Nice!
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08-11-2004, 08:06 PM
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lmfao
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