My Party Last Night

[Rob]

Well...none of you showed up for my party last night...so you all suck.... just kidding...it was a very interesting night though....got drunk...had 3 different girls flirting with me the whole night...sometimes at the same time....then had one basically tell me straight out that she wanted me and had been wanting me since the first time she met me (she's a friend of my roomate). So, that ended with us going to my room and actually falling asleep 4 hours later....

Now, here's the kicker....she's 19.... 5'0", 105 lbs, dirty blondish brown hair, blue eyes, incredible body....small hands and feet wOOt...

And on that note, we cue the