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Wren57 · 02-12-2003, 11:04 PM

Well guys, its about time we had a thread on this... I was thinking the other day as I rushed inside from sub-freezing temperatures to relieve my bladder, "wow, this is going to be cold"... as I wrestled the snake from its confines and began to release the fluid buildup, there was the usual cold sensation transferring itself onto my most sensitive member... this caused dissatisfaction which triggered an involuntary flinch, in which case disaster was narrowly avverted as I bit my lip and struggled through the pain keeping on target. My question is, how do you guys deal with this problem? Do yall somehow warm your hands up real fast or just deal with it? I mean, sometimes there isnt enough time between when you realize the inevitable is coming and you must fulfill your destiny, so standing inside for a few minutes near a heater is not an option... am I doomed to carry gloves with me? I need help, because this is cold!!!

*pdiggitydogg* · 02-12-2003, 11:11 PM

well...its never that cold really but when Im outside and gotta go I just do it...its only cold for a little while

02-12-2003, 11:16 PM

I dunno...my hands are usually in my pockets all the time and are somewhat warm. But when they do get cold...I dunno..I just go with the flow

haha
You see if I REALLY want to go that badly that I rush to the bathroom, I lose all sense of other feelings other than getting relief

02-12-2003, 11:17 PM

LOL....You just have to deal with it even though it feels like its gonna break off.

ebpda9 · 02-12-2003, 11:28 PM

dude i don't have problems like that

02-12-2003, 11:28 PM

I live in Florida. The hands and unit never get so cold that I encounter this problem.

However, I recommend those hand-warmers, but put them in your undies instead. It will prevent a severe case of "shriveled unit syndrome."

ebpda9 · 02-12-2003, 11:34 PM

cold is good for your nuts. at least the sperm won't run in circles

02-13-2003, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
cold is good for your nuts. at least the sperm won't run in circles

LMAO!!!

94_AcCoRd_EX · 02-13-2003, 01:58 AM

Haha, I've never had that problem

02-13-2003, 09:24 AM

well said hondaman-iac

DsBlu01CivEX · 02-13-2003, 11:55 AM

well I'm not a guy...so I really don't have that problem...but if you're at home just keep a washcloth near by and use that to um...help you go and not let your cold hands touch. My hands are always cold...so I'm really lucky I'm not a guy apparently.

ebpda9 · 02-13-2003, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
well I'm not a guy...so I really don't have that problem...but if you're at home just keep a washcloth near by and use that to um...help you go and not let your cold hands touch. My hands are always cold...so I'm really lucky I'm not a guy apparently.

yeah you really don't have to shake it LMAO

DsBlu01CivEX · 02-13-2003, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
yeah you really don't have to shake it LMAO

yah thats what toilet paper is for. And you guys wonder why some girls won't give BJs....it's cuz you guys just "shake" the stuff off. Like it gets clean or something!

02-13-2003, 02:12 PM

Instead of chilling your member just heat/moisturize your legs.

Ya know there are a variety of instruments available that would either keep your hands warm or prevent contact of your hands and member......tp would work.

b

02-13-2003, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
yah thats what toilet paper is for. And you guys wonder why some girls won't give BJs....it's cuz you guys just "shake" the stuff off. Like it gets clean or something!

So you're saying that this is the only reasont that's stopping you from doing the deed?

02-13-2003, 04:34 PM

Denise i think this is really "out of your element" the first thought that came to using a washcloth and trying to take a leak with one, is pissing all over the cloth and getting my pants all wet.

I'm going to have to say I live in one of the coldest place and have yet to have this type of problem. Maybe its just me but either I never have to pee that badly or my hands are never that cold.

Now if you want to touch on the "cleaness factor" dont even go there ok? All i'm gonna say is my dick doesn't bleed for 5 days a month, enough said!

ya ups f*cked up my day so i'm gonna take it all out on you people

02-13-2003, 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker

Now if you want to touch on the "cleaness factor" dont even go there ok? All i'm gonna say is my dick doesn't bleed for 5 days a month, enough said!

OUCH. That was good.

02-13-2003, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ty's Si
OUCH. That was good.

see what i'm saying?

Its not compairable to say just because one "shakes" instead of taking a piece of toliet paper to get rid of the last drip doesn't mean that he is dirty.

*Addict* · 02-13-2003, 06:37 PM

Mine has auto aim. I just unzip and let it rip.

On the other topic... Didn't we already decide that urine is 100% sterile?

ebpda9 · 02-13-2003, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Civic_Addict
Mine has auto aim. I just unzip and let it rip.

On the other topic... Didn't we already decide that urine is 100% sterile?

ROFMLAO

Wren57 · 02-13-2003, 07:18 PM

haha auto-aim works unless you put some force behind it:o
but you still gotta pull it out somehow... i like the using the TP-Member membrane idea... thats a good one
and to clarify- its not my unit thats cold, that stays warm and toasty... its the hand, that when touching the unit, well, causes much discomfort to the previously warm unit...

02-13-2003, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hondaman-iac
dude i don't have problems like that

lol, me neither

02-13-2003, 07:34 PM

when my hands are cold i just use my boxers to get it out and aim, it aint that hard to move em and put the hole in the front to use.

02-13-2003, 08:59 PM

has anyone thought of the image we are giving out to the female population? This is way to much detail for em, we shoud have a section you can only view if you put male in your user info.

*Addict* · 02-13-2003, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mt.biker
has anyone thought of the image we are giving out to the female population? This is way to much detail for em, we shoud have a section you can only view if you put male in your user info.

Its just more ammo for them......

02-12-2003, 11:04 PM	#1
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	cold + bathroom = ? Well guys, its about time we had a thread on this... I was thinking the other day as I rushed inside from sub-freezing temperatures to relieve my bladder, "wow, this is going to be cold"... as I wrestled the snake from its confines and began to release the fluid buildup, there was the usual cold sensation transferring itself onto my most sensitive member... this caused dissatisfaction which triggered an involuntary flinch, in which case disaster was narrowly avverted as I bit my lip and struggled through the pain keeping on target. My question is, how do you guys deal with this problem? Do yall somehow warm your hands up real fast or just deal with it? I mean, sometimes there isnt enough time between when you realize the inevitable is coming and you must fulfill your destiny, so standing inside for a few minutes near a heater is not an option... am I doomed to carry gloves with me? I need help, because this is cold!!! __________________ yeah, its that big

02-12-2003, 11:28 PM	#5
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	dude i don't have problems like that __________________

02-12-2003, 11:34 PM	#7
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	cold is good for your nuts. at least the sperm won't run in circles __________________

02-13-2003, 01:58 AM	#9
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Haha, I've never had that problem __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

02-13-2003, 11:55 AM	#11
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 45 Posts: 2,542	well I'm not a guy...so I really don't have that problem...but if you're at home just keep a washcloth near by and use that to um...help you go and not let your cold hands touch. My hands are always cold...so I'm really lucky I'm not a guy apparently. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

02-12-2003, 11:11 PM	#2
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 42 Posts: 10,579	well...its never that cold really but when Im outside and gotta go I just do it...its only cold for a little while

02-12-2003, 11:16 PM	#3
juvenile Posts: n/a	I dunno...my hands are usually in my pockets all the time and are somewhat warm. But when they do get cold...I dunno..I just go with the flow haha You see if I REALLY want to go that badly that I rush to the bathroom, I lose all sense of other feelings other than getting relief

02-12-2003, 11:17 PM	#4
pauls-si Posts: n/a	LOL....You just have to deal with it even though it feels like its gonna break off.

02-12-2003, 11:28 PM	#6
Ty's Si Posts: n/a	I live in Florida. The hands and unit never get so cold that I encounter this problem. However, I recommend those hand-warmers, but put them in your undies instead. It will prevent a severe case of "shriveled unit syndrome."

02-13-2003, 09:24 AM	#10
JamieS697 Posts: n/a	well said hondaman-iac

02-13-2003, 02:12 PM	#14
spoogenet Posts: n/a	Instead of chilling your member just heat/moisturize your legs. Ya know there are a variety of instruments available that would either keep your hands warm or prevent contact of your hands and member......tp would work. b

02-13-2003, 04:34 PM	#16
mt.biker Posts: n/a	Denise i think this is really "out of your element" the first thought that came to using a washcloth and trying to take a leak with one, is pissing all over the cloth and getting my pants all wet. I'm going to have to say I live in one of the coldest place and have yet to have this type of problem. Maybe its just me but either I never have to pee that badly or my hands are never that cold. Now if you want to touch on the "cleaness factor" dont even go there ok? All i'm gonna say is my dick doesn't bleed for 5 days a month, enough said! ya ups fcked up my day so i'm gonna take it all out on you people*

02-13-2003, 07:18 PM	#21
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 40 Posts: 2,856	haha auto-aim works unless you put some force behind it:o but you still gotta pull it out somehow... i like the using the TP-Member membrane idea... thats a good one and to clarify- its not my unit thats cold, that stays warm and toasty... its the hand, that when touching the unit, well, causes much discomfort to the previously warm unit... __________________ yeah, its that big

02-13-2003, 07:34 PM	#23
DomesticImport Posts: n/a	when my hands are cold i just use my boxers to get it out and aim, it aint that hard to move em and put the hole in the front to use.

02-13-2003, 08:59 PM	#24
mt.biker Posts: n/a	has anyone thought of the image we are giving out to the female population? This is way to much detail for em, we shoud have a section you can only view if you put male in your user info.

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